Posted on 07/31/2007 3:32:59 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - If someone offers you frilly women's lingerie on the street, call police. Thieves have stolen almost $35,000 worth of underwear, perfume and other merchandise from Victoria's Secret stores in the Raleigh area since March, police said. Law enforcement officials have no suspects and said it's unlikely the thieves are stealing for personal use. A store in the Triangle Town Center in Raleigh reported nearly $20,000 in missing merchandise between March and June, while stores in Durham and Cary reported losses of almost $13,000 and $4,000, respectively.
The thieves seem to work in groups of three, with one person distracting a store clerk while the other two stuff bags with bras, underwear and other items, police said.
Victoria's Secret is owned by Columbus-based Limited Brands Inc.
Pinging the usual suspects.
Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!
Check e-bay.
Kazikstahni Gypsies did it...
ahhhh the obligatory South Park reference...is there anything that show hasnt covered?
What if a woman offers you them while she’s still wearing them?
Can we at least ask that they model them before we decline? Heh heh heh...
Course I’d get the 425 pound inner-city model type... or should I be politically correct and refer to them as ‘real women with curves’?
Victoria’s Secrets has been violated? Somebody get a rope!
Now you've done it! 15174 items listed..
I'm going be there all night!
How about if you just rip them off and throw them across the room?
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Breitbart ^ 07/31/2007 SETH BORENSTEIN
Posted on 07/31/2007 5:05:11 PM CDT by Responsibility2nd
Psst ... hey sailor ... want some panties?
It's not ALL stolen. I bought some designer Paris Hilton celebrity bath towels on e-Bay last week. Big square letters right across the front - HILTON.
That much pantiage hits E-bay...there will be an investigation...a hand on investigation.
Those loss estimates sound padded
I believe Hillary donated her used underpants and took them as a deduction on her taxes.
It was a really giant deduction that year.
You can do an advanced search and just check every listing within a certain mile radius of Raleigh.
Perhaps the undies are headed towards “Club Gitmo.”
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