Everywhere Girl killed by Islamic Rage Boy

The Inquirer ^ | June 29, 2007 | Nick Farrell

[2ndDivisionVet]

NORTH America's political columnist, Christopher Hitchens is telling the world+dog that the Everywhere Girl has been replaced by "Islamic Rage Boy". Islamic Rage Boy is a stock photo of a Kashmiri-based rent-a-protester who seems to be protesting at everything which moves.

According to Hitchen's Slate column, IRB has been seen protesting Danish cartoons, magazine photos of a Muslim Mosque, a visit to India by President Bush, comments by the Pope, execution of a Muslim terrorist by India and Israeli military action.

In other words when big media needs a picture of a stereotyped mad mullah to satisfy the prejudices about Arab unrest, IRB is there. If he knew how the western media was using him, and the general damage he is doing his cause, he would probably not appear anywhere. Instead he would settle down and get back to his day job selling the plastic bits on the ends of shoe laces that no one knows what they are called and his night time job as a Microsoft press officer.

However, we doubt he would be as successful as our Jennifer who has managed to work for competing computer outfits. I doubt anyone would buy a Dell from this guy.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Hurray! I knew you’d save the day! :)

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Very good, LOL! :)

[dragonblustar]

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

That picture slays me, exspecially the beard on Mr. Met! Go Mets!

[attiladhun2]

Last I heard about Rainbow Hair Guy, he was arrested for taking a hostage at a hotel near LAX after going bonkers. Haven’t heard anything else about him, however.

[UKrepublican]

Yeah I agree - he was an odd distraction from the war (often waging on in the background).

[reagan_fanatic]

[dfwgator]

I believe dead created that pic?

[dead]

I believe dead created that pic?

Yes, I created that back before Rage Boy became famous. The newer model has Rage Boy enjoying a day game at Shea, finding a novel use for a novelty hat!

[dead]

[r9etb]

Instead he would settle down and get back to his day job selling the plastic bits on the ends of shoe laces that no one knows what they are called

They're called "iglets."

[dead]

[dead]

[Old Professer]

Aglets.

[Dr.Deth]

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny raght thar.

[SlowBoat407]

just...

so...

wrong...

[Joe 6-pack]

Classic.

[KeyLargo]

Incredible! George S Patton’s New Speech-Iraq & modern world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUX6wV1lBQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair%2Ecom%2Farchives%2F2007%2F07%2F22%2Fvideo%2Dgen%2Dpatton%2Don%2Dthe%2Dwar%2Don%2Dterror%2Dharry%2Dreid%2F

[Publius6961]

Cousin of "Green Helmet Guy" who always showed up on time to take away dead bodies.

And always kids.

He is their "baby milk factory" specialist.

[elcid1970]

Hey, ol’ Baghdad Bob wasn’t such a bad egg. When everything crashed down around him, he fled and later turned up in Cairo, where it is said that he enjoyed being with beautiful Egyptian women, whom he regarded as the loveliest in the Middle East.