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Posted on 07/09/2007 5:51:37 PM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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I guess you didn't see what I'm packing...
LOL!
We've had a bit of a heat wave, but if I speak to loudly, all the FReepers from Arizona or Vegas will shout me down and tell me to grow up! LOL!
You know....I missed the reporting on the spring weather; it was exceptionally cool in most parts and Punxatawny Phil got little coverage. But when July in Las Vegas came up with big numbers, it's all the rage.
I never pay attention to Groundhog day anyway, except for the fact my uncle was born on that day. LOL!
I can’t even repeat what animal I am. It is the worst. Agggghhhhh. There is not another animal that could be worse than the one I ‘am’.
I’ll change my birthdate and maybe it will be better. ;-)
Good morning Kathy.
Good morning, Pusterfuss...((HUGS))...hope your Monday went well. I had to leave my wheels at the mechanics....possible water pump, I think he said. *sigh* If it isn’t one thing, it is another. Have a great Tuesday.
I hope the repairs don’t have a major impact on your checkbook.
Thank you for doing your part to help keep all of us free and safe.
How about a donut?
Coffee is always on........
Or a sandwich?
Me too! Fortunately for me, I’ve been with the same shop for years and years and years. Any questions about parts or service, etc...they did it all.
Welcome to the Canteen, Turtleman.
Good night.
A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the Canteen and to all our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your service to our country.
BTTT
Good morning, Everyone. Good morning
Thank you, Mrs. N, for preparing the Canteen for today’s activities.
| You Were a Whale |
 You help others find their soul's song. |
Well, I can live with that. I love watching whales. I love water.
DC Metroland weather report ~ Today....Partly cloudy with afternoon thunderstorms. Hot. High 96F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%. ~ Tonight....Variable clouds with thunderstorms, especially early. Low near 75F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
Another hot day here in my neck of the woods. I think today will be a day to dip in the pool. I just hope it's not crowded.
Time for me to make my rounds. But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!
Now remember, the Canteen is
So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
REMEMBER THEM...Our Polish Allies...
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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| You Were an Eagle |
 A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns. |
((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How’s it going?
Good morning and (((HUGS))) EG. Just having coffee and sweating just thinking about how hot.
Whatz up with you?
A little Tuesday humor.......
Subject: [Things a Police Officer Says]
(These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual U.S. police car videos
around the country )
#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
#14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”
#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”
#10 “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”
#9 “Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
#8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
#7 “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop.”
#6 “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”
#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”
#4 “How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you had?”
#3 “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”
#2 “I’m glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”
| You Were A Jaguar |
 You are powerful and move without fear in dark places. |
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