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Marshalltown Police: Woman Stole Toilet Paper From Courthouse
KCCI ^
| June 9, 2007
| Not specified
Posted on 06/11/2007 1:07:44 PM PDT by RDTF
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.
"I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.
she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Iowa
KEYWORDS: butts; iowa; toiletpaper
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:07:45 PM PDT
by
RDTF
To: RDTF
2
posted on
06/11/2007 1:08:28 PM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
To: RDTF
To: Red in Blue PA
She’s facing 3 years (which seems excessive). That’ll wipe the smirk off her face.
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:09:53 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: RDTF
Desperation causes temporary insanity.
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:09:53 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Constitution Day
"That’s a big ol’ Butts." I'm guessing that's why she went for the two-ply. How'd you like to be the cop that got to fingerprint her?
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:10:22 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Constitution Day
her name is what made this postable
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:10:33 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(www.imwithfred.com)
To: RDTF
she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.Trying to impress the bailiff?
8
posted on
06/11/2007 1:10:52 PM PDT
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: RDTF
To: RDTF
She couldn’t spare a square...
To: Joe 6-pack
To: RDTF
I thought we only needed 1 square??????
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:12:02 PM PDT
by
YouPosting2Me
(My Mission: Get 'Millee' to start using a Tagline again...)
To: RDTF
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butts..........One of the Buttts sisters..........
13
posted on
06/11/2007 1:12:30 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:13:16 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(www.imwithfred.com)
To: RDTF; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:14:30 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: RDTF
I had an awful, streaming cold one day at work, and no Kleenex. No one else had any either, because the cold was going around. After I had used up the last scraps of paper napkins in my purse, I went to the restroom and “liberated” a roll of toilet paper so I could at least blow my nose. No sooner did I get back to my desk than my boss walked into my office, saw the roll in my handbag, and asked me if I had a problem I wanted to tell her about.
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:14:58 PM PDT
by
3AngelaD
(They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
To: theDentist
"She serves not Hillary, our queen sublime,
so for even silly transgressions, she must serve time."
To: RDTF
Another great use of our tax money.
Theft is theft but don’t stick the taxpayers with the costs for a trial.
This would bring the Alice’s Restaurant song. “Whadda ya in for kid?” Stealing 3 rolls of toliet paper....
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:15:20 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
To: Red in Blue PA
I don’t know about the rest of you but she looks guilty to me.
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:16:04 PM PDT
by
usurper
(Spelling or grammatical errors in this post can be attributed to the LA City School System)
To: RDTF
Yep!......The Group?........
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posted on
06/11/2007 1:17:16 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
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