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Marshalltown Police: Woman Stole Toilet Paper From Courthouse
KCCI ^ | June 9, 2007 | Not specified

Posted on 06/11/2007 1:07:44 PM PDT by RDTF

Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.

"I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.

she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.

(Excerpt) Read more at kcci.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Iowa
KEYWORDS: butts; iowa; toiletpaper
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1 posted on 06/11/2007 1:07:45 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: RDTF

She looks proud.


2 posted on 06/11/2007 1:08:28 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: RDTF

That’s a big ol’ Butts.


3 posted on 06/11/2007 1:09:11 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Red in Blue PA

She’s facing 3 years (which seems excessive). That’ll wipe the smirk off her face.


4 posted on 06/11/2007 1:09:53 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: RDTF

Desperation causes temporary insanity.


5 posted on 06/11/2007 1:09:53 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Constitution Day
"That’s a big ol’ Butts."

I'm guessing that's why she went for the two-ply. How'd you like to be the cop that got to fingerprint her?

6 posted on 06/11/2007 1:10:22 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Constitution Day

her name is what made this postable


7 posted on 06/11/2007 1:10:33 PM PDT by RDTF (www.imwithfred.com)
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To: RDTF
she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.

Trying to impress the bailiff?

8 posted on 06/11/2007 1:10:52 PM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: RDTF
Of course. The other thread has a much funnier title though:

Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper

9 posted on 06/11/2007 1:11:36 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: RDTF

She couldn’t spare a square...


10 posted on 06/11/2007 1:11:39 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: Joe 6-pack

Ugh. No thank you!


11 posted on 06/11/2007 1:11:55 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: RDTF
I thought we only needed 1 square??????
12 posted on 06/11/2007 1:12:02 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me (My Mission: Get 'Millee' to start using a Tagline again...)
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To: RDTF

Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butts..........One of the Buttts sisters..........


13 posted on 06/11/2007 1:12:30 PM PDT by Red Badger (Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
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To: Red Badger

Bertha Butt Boogie?


14 posted on 06/11/2007 1:13:16 PM PDT by RDTF (www.imwithfred.com)
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To: RDTF; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside

Ahem.


15 posted on 06/11/2007 1:14:30 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
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To: RDTF

I had an awful, streaming cold one day at work, and no Kleenex. No one else had any either, because the cold was going around. After I had used up the last scraps of paper napkins in my purse, I went to the restroom and “liberated” a roll of toilet paper so I could at least blow my nose. No sooner did I get back to my desk than my boss walked into my office, saw the roll in my handbag, and asked me if I had a problem I wanted to tell her about.


16 posted on 06/11/2007 1:14:58 PM PDT by 3AngelaD (They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
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To: theDentist

"She serves not Hillary, our queen sublime,
so for even silly transgressions, she must serve time."


17 posted on 06/11/2007 1:15:19 PM PDT by Diogenesis (`)
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To: RDTF

Another great use of our tax money.
Theft is theft but don’t stick the taxpayers with the costs for a trial.
This would bring the Alice’s Restaurant song. “Whadda ya in for kid?” Stealing 3 rolls of toliet paper....


18 posted on 06/11/2007 1:15:20 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I don’t know about the rest of you but she looks guilty to me.


19 posted on 06/11/2007 1:16:04 PM PDT by usurper (Spelling or grammatical errors in this post can be attributed to the LA City School System)
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To: RDTF

Yep!......The Group?........


20 posted on 06/11/2007 1:17:16 PM PDT by Red Badger (Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
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