[RDTF]

[Red in Blue PA]

She looks proud.

[Constitution Day]

That’s a big ol’ Butts.

[lilylangtree]

Desperation causes temporary insanity.

[cspackler]

she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.

Trying to impress the bailiff?

[snarks_when_bored]

She couldn’t spare a square...

[YouPosting2Me]

I thought we only needed 1 square??????

[Red Badger]

Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butts..........One of the Buttts sisters..........

[Larry Lucido]

Ahem.

[3AngelaD]

I had an awful, streaming cold one day at work, and no Kleenex. No one else had any either, because the cold was going around. After I had used up the last scraps of paper napkins in my purse, I went to the restroom and “liberated” a roll of toilet paper so I could at least blow my nose. No sooner did I get back to my desk than my boss walked into my office, saw the roll in my handbag, and asked me if I had a problem I wanted to tell her about.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Another great use of our tax money.
Theft is theft but don’t stick the taxpayers with the costs for a trial.
This would bring the Alice’s Restaurant song. “Whadda ya in for kid?” Stealing 3 rolls of toliet paper....

[No Blue States]

She should have listened to Sheryl Crow...

If someone needs some TP that bad let them have it.
Who was the nut who would call police for this?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Sheryl Crow is livid.

[Doogle]

[Waverunner]

How could taking toilet paper from a public - taxpayer funded restroom be called stealing. If I fill up my water jug from the sink, is that stealing? Water costs money.
Was she selling it on ebay, or just using it to blow her nose in the car. Obviously some county idiot is worried about someone getting three roles of toilet paper. Maybe they are channeling Major Burns from MASH. Most places would tell her - don’t abuse the toilet paper privileges again, and let it go at that. of course with a name like MARSHALTOWN they must really enforce the letter of the law.
Sorry maam, but rules are rules. IDIOTS

[Hegemony Cricket]

She was hiding the TP in her shirt? Another victim of plunging necklines...

[ozzymandus]

You’d have to be pretty hard up to steal institutional-quality courthouse TP. That stuff will hurt you.

[CORedneck]

Sounds like a “Butts” of a joke !

[The Great RJ]

Calling the police was asinine. The whistle blowing employee should have just reported the alleged theft to Ms. Butts’ supervisor. This is a personnel issue not a criminal case. The Marshaltown cops must have very little serious law enforcement to do if they can take on such a ludicrous case.

[manic4organic]

They’ll probably wipe her record clean.

[Bobalu]

America’s justice system is getting uncomfortably close to Les Miserables.