Posted on 06/11/2007 1:07:44 PM PDT by RDTF
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.
"I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.
she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.
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She should have listened to Sheryl Crow...
If someone needs some TP that bad let them have it.
Who was the nut who would call police for this?
Sheryl Crow is livid.
Perhaps the next person in line who was upset that the paper was gone.
haha
Yes, They would have a motive.
How could taking toilet paper from a public - taxpayer funded restroom be called stealing. If I fill up my water jug from the sink, is that stealing? Water costs money.
Was she selling it on ebay, or just using it to blow her nose in the car. Obviously some county idiot is worried about someone getting three roles of toilet paper. Maybe they are channeling Major Burns from MASH. Most places would tell her - don’t abuse the toilet paper privileges again, and let it go at that. of course with a name like MARSHALTOWN they must really enforce the letter of the law.
Sorry maam, but rules are rules. IDIOTS
Yep......Motive, opportunity.........lots of motive..........
You’d have to be pretty hard up to steal institutional-quality courthouse TP. That stuff will hurt you.
Sounds like a “Butts” of a joke !
Nope......maybe later cover........
Calling the police was asinine. The whistle blowing employee should have just reported the alleged theft to Ms. Butts’ supervisor. This is a personnel issue not a criminal case. The Marshaltown cops must have very little serious law enforcement to do if they can take on such a ludicrous case.
>>I don’t know about the rest of you but she looks guilty to me.<<
She looks to me like someone who has not yet realized she may face three years in prison for toilet paper.
Of course, if Cheryl Crowe gets her way toilet paper theft may become a way of life.
They’ll probably wipe her record clean.
America’s justice system is getting uncomfortably close to Les Miserables.
ping
what a butt head!!!!!
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