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Whales disappear -- rescuers believe they're back at sea
sfgate.com ^
| 05/30/2007
| Henry K. Lee
Posted on 05/30/2007 1:30:32 PM PDT by Red Badger
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How do you lose 2 whales?........
To: Red Badger
Well first you get a Romulan Bird of Prey, then give a guy the formula for transparent aluminum...............
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:32:13 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Red Badger
I think they were abducted by a starship from the future.
Anybody know where I can file a patent for transparent aluminum?
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:32:38 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: massgopguy
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:32:49 PM PDT
by
fishtank
(We have human public servants, not semi-divine potentates.)
To: massgopguy
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:33:31 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Anybody know where I can file a patent for transparent aluminum? In a related story, Marine Biologist missing from Monterey Bay Aquarium...
To: Red Badger
You know, these things taste like chick...
Oh, did I type that? Uhh, yeah, go look out in the ocean or something. Pay no attention to my 40 foot smoker...
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:34:05 PM PDT
by
PugetSoundSoldier
(Tagline: Kinda like a chorus line but without the legs)
To: Joe 6-pack
Already been done ... some factory research program up in the Eastern USA. There was a thread at FR recently.
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:34:31 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(You've had life support. Promote life support for others.)
To: Red Badger
Ask Barbara Walters. She’s managed to do it on The View.
To: Red Badger
How do you lose 2 whales?
Well, you convince one to quit The View and the other to make another documentary film.
To: Red Badger
They vere close to the old base vhere they had nuclear wessels in Alameda...
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:36:26 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: MHGinTN
"Already been done ... some factory research program up in the Eastern USA." What's the big mystery then?
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:36:52 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Red Badger
I'm afraid I have bad news for them.....
To: Red Badger
The probably turned into a pot of petunias.
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:37:39 PM PDT
by
P-40
(Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
To: massgopguy
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:37:59 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
To: Red Badger
I’m surprised they were not “rescued” for their own good and placed in SeaWorld’s luxurious accommodations.
To: PBRSTREETGANG
To: Red Badger
"They could be anywhere," said Carol Singleton . . .Oh yeah? I've been wearing my anti-whale ring for fifteen years, and I can assure you they are not, and will not be, where I am right now. Those in Michael and Rosie's vicinity may have a different take.
To: Red Badger
It's called Kujira and it is very tasty.
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:39:41 PM PDT
by
mnehring
(Fred Thompson\Zell Miller '08 - Give the Dems and Terrorists Hell !!!!!!!!!!)
To: Red Badger
DH is out on the Bay right know and he just called me. Apparently there is a pod about 2 mile beyond the Gate. They think the two touring whales have joined up with them.
Whether they stole the formula for transparent aluminum is still a mystery.
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posted on
05/30/2007 1:42:13 PM PDT
by
pbear8
(Padre Pio please pray for Tony Snow and for inflorida)
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