[Coyoteman]

Q. What's harder than getting a pregnant Brontosaurus into the ark?

A. Getting a Brontosaurus pregnant in the ark!

(Noah! Make them stop. I'm getting seasick!)

[Badeye]

I just want to know who’s responsible for the Unicorns missing the sail date....(chuckle)

[ClearCase_guy]

You can't argue with carbon dating because it's how we all got here since dating is essential to the survival of us carbon-based life forms.

Is this supposed to be witty? Or is it just bad writing?

[Squidpup]

Another hit piece - stereotypical derision rather than scientific debate.

[pby]

Creation..."the unscientific view of how we came to be here."

As opposed to the scientific one, like Dr. Crick's, a Noble Prize winner (co-discoverer of the DNA double helix), Directed Panspermia, in which aliens bring life to Earth via rocket ships? (See Dr. Crick's book, Life Itself)

[twonie]

Trouble is, this boy ain’t got no faith. And that’s trouble. It’s all in the Book, and if he feels that somehow he has to figure until he understands God intellectually, well that’s a very big job and no one is up to it. Sometimes science looks pretty pathetic, doesn’t it.

[gcruse]

The Bible says God made the dinosaurs with man. They both lived peaceably, side-by-side, and were vegetarians.  Neither man nor the animals were meat-eaters until after the flood. The terrible T-Rex may have become a meat-eater after the flood...

[Spruce]

There were most definitely many adult beverages consumed the day the Platypus was created.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Does this doofus know that Charles Darwin died a devout Methodist?

[DocRock]

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[Manic_Episode]

"I would hate to have been the guy whose job it was to round up and herd a couple of T. rexes onto the ark."

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Genesis 6:20

Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive.

[Sloth]

science has proven that the dinosaurs lived millions of years ago and died out about 65 million years ago. You can't argue with carbon dating because it's how we all got here since dating is essential to the survival of us carbon-based life forms.

What a drooling cretin. Carbon dating is only used back to about 60,000 years. Other radioisotopes (like lead/uranium) are used for older dates.

[SengirV]

That’s how all the dinosaurs died silly, Noah didn’t take them on the ark. Apparently, dinosaurs were not classified as “animals” by the zoologists of Noah’s time. Therefor, they were left off the animal manifest.

[kjam22]

You know... I understand people who don't want to believe the bible's version of creation. That God "spoke" everything into existence. It is a matter of faith.

It would make sense that a scientist might believe that some advanced culture chose to plant life here on earth in some star trek method. But the idea that it sprang from non-life and created itself, modified itself etc in so many different ways, (including a gazillion species of animal life, plant life etc) through mutation.... I mean really.... what idiot truly believes that?

[YOUGOTIT]

The dinos were gone before the last flood. As written in papers, the world over, a great event took place some 11,000 to 10,000 years ago when the last Ice age ended and the seas came over the top of where people were living. If I read correctly the sea has risen between 400 and 600 feet in the last 10,000 years (came up fast when the first ice started to melt) and will continue to rise until the next ice age begins, so there was a great flood in the living areas of a great number of people, and Noah was not the only one to survive as it is written in most of the recovered documents of the world of the people who survived this great catastrophe. As a matter of fact some 4,500 years ago several of the great civilizations of the world were wiped out (Akkaidian Empire, Old Kingdom of Egypt, Early Bronze Age in Israel, Anatolia and Greece and the Indos Valley and most others around the world). It has been an anomaly the past 4000 years that the climate has been stable and no big catastrophes have arrived. The Human race is now over 6 billion and rising and living longer every year so it has been great. However, one does know that the cycle of the earth will continue and the next catastrophe can come at any time.

[Psycho_Bunny]

The thing I've never understood about a 6600 year old Earth is why God would lie about it by making the entire observable universe appear 13+ billion years older.

[mewzilla]

A king-sized theropod coprolite found in Saskatchewan

[aruanan]

I would hate to have been the guy whose job it was to round up and herd a couple of T. rexes onto the ark.

They only boarded animals that came to them.

[stanz]

Now there’s a waste of money.

[ZULU]

Well, I heard Disney was sponsoring this as the new Fantasyland.

But its a free Country. People can believe or disbelieve anything they want.