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Posted on 04/04/2007 4:26:34 AM PDT by redstates4ever
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Iowa; US: New York
KEYWORDS: caption; captionarama; imagineherbeaver; snuke
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She's wised up enough to cover her turkey wattle, but that horrendous pantsuit still prevails.
To: redstates4ever
Why do her eyes bug out like that?
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:28:24 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Regev, Goldwasser & Shalit, we are praying for you.)
To: redstates4ever
|
When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows,
If I only had a heart.
Picture me ... a balcony ...
Above a voice sings low--
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat.
How sweet!
Just to register emotion.
"Jealousy," "devotion"
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart. |
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:29:37 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Bahbah
Why do her eyes bug out like that? Fresh batteries.
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:30:44 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Izzy Dunne
5
posted on
04/04/2007 4:31:31 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Regev, Goldwasser & Shalit, we are praying for you.)
To: redstates4ever
"Where are those Rose law firm files?
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:31:53 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: redstates4ever
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York...
7
posted on
04/04/2007 4:32:36 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Thompson 2008. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter 2008 (VP) Lifetime ACU Rating: 92)
To: redstates4ever
“The focus group said I looked more presidential with flat hair.”
8
posted on
04/04/2007 4:34:47 AM PDT
by
Huntress
(I believe in government by grumpy old guys.)
To: Bahbah
Why do her eyes bug out like that?
It’s a Satanic thing.
To: redstates4ever
Vince Foster? You know, you think you are close to people and you know them... Heck, I don't know how he wound up in Fort Marcy Park...
10
posted on
04/04/2007 4:37:13 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: redstates4ever
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:38:19 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(EU sez:"Don't confuse terrorism with Islam." ;-)and never blame a skunk for it's stink,right?.)
To: redstates4ever
SOCIALISM HAS NO EXTERNAL ENEMIES, OUR ENEMIES ARE ALWAYS INTERNAL!!!
YOU MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE UP YOUR FREEDOM TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY!!!
IF NOT FOR OUR ENEMIES YOU WOULD ALL HAVE HEALTH CARE!!!
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS, YOUR CHILDREN WILL UNDERSTAND THIS!!!
12
posted on
04/04/2007 4:42:37 AM PDT
by
MrBambaLaMamba
(Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
To: F.J. Mitchell
I’ve never understood the attraction of the Clintons for voters. Both are phony lightweights, who are obviously in politics completely and only for their own benefit. They want to make rules for the rest of us, while they break those rules with impunity, because they are better than us. How can anyone vote for this?
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:54:11 AM PDT
by
Jabba the Nutt
(Jabba the Hutt's bigger, meaner, uglier brother.)
To: redstates4ever
"Fire the photoographer! I said NO low-level shots -- they make me look hippy"
If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig
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posted on
04/04/2007 4:54:23 AM PDT
by
Disturbin
(Welcome to society -- morons with keys)
To: redstates4ever
"No, your hair should be cut to a short "power-mullet" like mine."
15
posted on
04/04/2007 4:57:09 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
To: redstates4ever
"And I'm here to tell you that it's Bush's Fault that global warming is causing my cans to sag past my equator!"
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posted on
04/04/2007 5:00:53 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
To: redstates4ever
Last year they only sagged down to here........
To: redstates4ever
This is your first and final warning. Do not EVER go off the script again!
To: redstates4ever
"OK, well in order to give a more accurate picture of my view of the
world, I would like you all to rearrange yourselves so that you are
seated boy-girl, boy-girl."
To: redstates4ever
What do you all think of these long jackets I’ve been wearing? They’re supposed to hide my hips and thighs.
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