Penn And Teller Get Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition

YouTube ^ | 12-06-06 | Penn Gillette

[atomic conspiracy]

YouTube video

This is too funny.

Penn and Teller send an assistant to get gullible joiners to sign a petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, plain water.

Warning: Some bad language (including the name of their show, Bull**it.)

[Artemis Webb]

bookmark for later and thanks for the link!

[Finalapproach29er]

Once saw comics do the same banning WOMEN'S SUFFERAGE.

[Recon Dad]

Reminds me of The Man Show collecting signatures for ending women's suffrage

Two sign up sheets for clubs on the bulletin board at the college I went to were;

Join the "Shooting Team" sign up now or contact Club President, Chas Whitman at ......

Another asked for people to sign up for the "Rowing Club"
(the school was in Santa Fe, New Mexico)

There were lots of sign ups.

[Tolkien]

I only got a 96%.

I'm so ashamed I didn't know who the UN secretary general was.

After all, it's a great organization...if you like unfettered corruption, that is.

[MotleyGirl70]

I've seen it before--outstanding. Nice job P & T.

They do a great Bullsh*t on PETA too.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Wow. Awesome post.

Well said.

Was watching an episode of "Survivorman" on the Science Channel this week, where the survival expert was plopping his face in a lake in moose country, drinking deep then marking his camp in case of bears.

Couldn't help wondering how long the dude was in the hospital after that particular episode.

He probably could have used one of those ceramic water filters just about then...

[7thson]

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Same Here. I admit to a couple were guesses such as Prime Minister of Isreal and SecGen of the UN. Some of the pictures were bad such as Tony Snow and John Boehner. Hard to recognize.

[MotleyGirl70]

The longer version of it is even better. I'll look for it and post if if I find it on You Tube.

[7thson]

I had a problem with Paris Hilton. There was no choice for skank.

[Delta 21]

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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET FOR DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

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PRODUCT NAME: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
FORMULA WT: 18.00
CAS NO.: 07732-18-5
NIOSH/RTECS NO.: ZC0110000
COMMON SYNONYMS: DIHYDROGEN OXIDE, HYDRIC ACID
PRODUCT CODES: 4218,4219
EFFECTIVE: 05/30/86
REVISION #01

LABORATORY PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT

SAFETY GLASSES; LAB COAT

PRECAUTIONARY LABEL STATEMENTS

STORAGE: KEEP IN TIGHTLY CLOSED CONTAINER.

BOILING POINT: 100 C ( 212 F) VAPOR PRESSURE(MM HG): 17.5

MELTING POINT: 0 C ( 32 F) VAPOR DENSITY(AIR=1): N/A

SPECIFIC GRAVITY: 1.00 EVAPORATION RATE: N/A

SOLUBILITY(H2O): COMPLETE (IN ALL PROPORTIONS) % VOLATILES BY VOLUME: 100

APPEARANCE & ODOR: ODORLESS, CLEAR COLORLESS LIQUID.

TOXICITY: LD50 (IPR-MOUSE)(G/KG) - 190
LD50 (IV-MOUSE) (MG/KG) - 25

DISPOSAL PROCEDURE
DISPOSE IN ACCORDANCE WITH ALL APPLICABLE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL
ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS.

SAF-T-DATA(TM) STORAGE COLOR CODE: ORANGE (GENERAL STORAGE)

SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS
KEEP CONTAINER TIGHTLY CLOSED. SUITABLE FOR ANY GENERAL CHEMICAL STORAGE
AREA. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS CONSIDERED A NON-REGULATED PRODUCT, BUT
REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SOME MATERIALS. THESE INCLUDE SODIUM, POTASSIUM
AND OTHER ALKALI METALS; ELEMENTAL FLUORINE; AND STRONG DEHYDRATING AGENTS
SUCH AS SULFURIC ACID. IT FORMS EXPLOSIVE GASES WITH CALCIUM CARBIDE.
AVOID CONTACT WITH ALL MATERIALS UNTIL INVESTIGATION SHOWS SUBSTANCE IS
COMPATIBLE. EXPANDS SIGNIFICANTLY UPON FREEZING. DO NOT STORE IN RIGID
CONTAINER AND PROTECT FROM FREEZING.

DOMESTIC (D.O.T.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

INTERNATIONAL (I.M.O.)

PROPER SHIPPING NAME CHEMICALS, N.O.S. (NON-REGULATED)

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I like mine with bourbon.

[Daveinyork]

About twenty years ago, Neal Boortz pulled this one off. He announced that there was a high level of dihydrogen monoxide in the Atlanta resevoirs. The Atlanta water authority denied the charge.

[gathersnomoss]

Sending to Liberal sheep. Thank you! PC think has more idiot converts.

[Thermalseeker]

There really ought to be a bounty on morons.

It'd be a public service.

Reminds me of the nitwit whose commentary Fox News ran in a news piece the other day. He claimed that "Global Warming" is going to cause sea levels to rise and the Everglades would flood. It's a friggin' swamp! Shouldn't it be flooded? Weren't the Enviroweenies complaining just a little while ago that the Everglades were going to dry up? Jeez...

[NoGrayZone]

Excellent point made: Moonbats ARE sheep being led to slaughter!

[Smedley]

Well, Penn & Teller can thank a high school kid for this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zohnerism

[MadelineZapeezda]

That's a must watch, thanks!

[gathersnomoss]

And we know why libs do not want a competency test before voting.

[reg45]

Most environmentalists are either Marxists or neo-Luddites.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

BTTT. Perfect!

[reg45]

I missed several. I don't watch a lot of TV news and I'm no good with mug shots.