Posted on 03/07/2007 11:44:13 PM PST by neverdem
One of the more embarrassing mysteries of human evolution is that people are host to no fewer than three kinds of louse while most species have just one.
Even bleaker for the human reputation, the pubic louse, which gets its dates and residence-swapping opportunities when its hosts are locked in intimate embrace, does not seem to be a true native of the human body. Its closest relative is the gorilla louse. (Dont even think about it.)
Louse specialists now seem at last to have solved the question of how people came by their superabundance of fellow travelers. And in doing so they have shed light on the two major turning points in the history of fashion: when people lost their body hair, and when they first made clothing.
Three kinds of louse call Homo sapiens their home, but each occupies a different niche on the human body. The head louse, Pediculus humanus, lives in the forest of fine hairs on the scalp. Its cousin, the body louse, lives not on the skin but in clothes. And the exclusive territory of the pubic louse, Phthirus pubis, is the coarser hairs of the crotch.
Lice are intimately adapted to their hosts and cannot long survive away from the bodys blood and warmth. If their host evolves into two species, the lice will do likewise. So biologists have long been puzzled over the fact that the human head louse is a sister species to the chimpanzee louse, but the pubic louse is closely related to the gorilla louse.
By comparing louse DNA, a team led by David L. Reed of the University of Florida has now reconstructed how this strange situation probably came about. Dr. Reeds team collected pubic lice from a public health clinic in Salt Lake City. Samples of gorilla lice...
(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...
Not only did God create lice but he created all diseases that are connected to lice. In fact, God created all diseases, cancers, cankers, boils, dropsies and such, both seen and unseen (Col. 1:16-17). They are reserved for people that are sinners. Only sinners get sick. Only sinners remain unhealed. And only righteous people get sick but get healed except the really righteous people that get frightfully sick like Hezekiah. And really really righteous people die very young because they speak the truth except all the righteous people in the Bible that died very very old which was all apart of God's glorious plan of salvation.
Who do you think gave the Egyptians lice as a plague? Some little fertility god or goddess caught in an act of coitus with some Egyptian temple prostitute of Isis. We all know that God is the creator and sustainer of all things seen and unseen including lice, virii, plague and tooth decay. It's all about entropy. ENTROPY! Entropy is God's plan of ending this sin sick world that he created in love.
Read your Bible, you backsliding Cretan. It explains everything and brings great fear. What joy we have in godly fear and trembling.
Human crabs, cooties and scabbies didn't come from no ape! How dare you assert your so-called science and medical hocus pocus. We all know that everything bad came from Mother Eve and sex with females, except the bad stuff that comes from having sex with yourself like blindness, madness, coveting, listlessness, tiredness, or sudden death like that guy in the Old Testament that spilled his seed while having sex with his sister-in-law.
So take your satanic intellectualism, your amusing debunkered theorums of evolution (more like evil-pollution) back to your institutions of "higher learning" paid for by the government, certified, and recognized after painful peer reviews and go to h-e-double hockey pucks.
Be blessed and repent :)
Now that was quite a sermon, Rev. Sully...
No Kidding. I can feel the fire and brimstome way over here.
Got to be a spoof!
Absolutely...
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Gorillas Gave Humans 'The Crabs'
Live Science | 03/07/07 | Charles Q. Choi
Posted on 03/07/2007 12:48:12 PM EST by presidio9
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You have done it again, Rev. Sully...
Send me ten percent of your total earnings and I can preach like this all day.
I don't think it's right that God uses naughty words but who am I to question? I don't want to be a bastard that's not punished. I want to be a son that is!
Ah, I see...you are quite the little business man/lady....you get the hang of things quickly...
I dont mind the naughty words...I am still trying to figure out some of the other words in the Bible...like 'unicorn', for example...
Not a big fan of Ezekiel...especially Ezekiel 16-18:
Have you tried a chili cheese "coney" with tater tots? Sonic is having a special for $2.99! Buy it now and you get a bag of fried rock badger cud FREE.
My favorite is savory fire-breathing Leviathan stewed in lentils, like Great Great Great Great Great Grand Cousin Esau made for GrandPoppop Isaac.
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