Global Warming Proves Martians Drive SUV's

Oregon Magazine ^ | March 2007

[kromike]

Would somebody please send Gore, DiCaprio, Bono and any other relevant boneheads to Mars so that we can get a moment's peace?

[xcamel]

FReepmail me to get on or off

Click pn POGW graphic for full GW rundown

Ping me if you find one I've missed.

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Great day for more humor...

[MamaB]

Just make sure they stay there.

[Caipirabob]

Ping!

I'll be sharing these with my son, too.

[mirkwood]

Global Warming Proves Martians Drive SUV's

[backhoe]

This sums up my take on it...

[mountainlyons]

So what caused the extreme temperature on Venus, Nuclear heating?

[Fred Nerks]

Since Al Gore and fifteen hundred scientists who wish to remain nameless agree with Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy and all American communists that the fact that we here on Earth are between ice ages is not relevant to the question, and that any data suggesting solar influence on climate warming is right wing propaganda, one can only arrive at a single intellectual destination...

...that their combined 'carbon footprint' would probably be as high as that of an entire nation such as Senegal or Mali...

[Mongeaux]

Why would martians need SUV's when they have sweet rides like these:

[Wildbill22]

No, that would be 'nucular' heating. Come on, get the grammar right!

[angcat]

Thanks!

[DustyMoment]

The Martians probably have more "carbon credits" than either Gore or earth. I think they bought them on the Chicago Carbon Exchange from Pluto.

[DustyMoment]

The Martians probably have more "carbon credits" than either Gore or earth. I think they bought them on the Chicago Carbon Exchange from Pluto.

[SunkenCiv]

Venus' atmosphere is opaque to sunlight, despite its closer proximity to the Sun; nevertheless, a "greenhouse effect" has been claimed as the source of Venus' 480°C surface temp and 90x Earth atmospheres pressure. 60 per cent of arriving sunlight is reflected by the upper atmosphere's sulfur dioxide and sulfuric acid droplets, and no sunlight reaches the surface, which is lit by glow of the hot surface.

[SunkenCiv]

:')

[sig226]

Even if they return, they'll be gone for about twelve years. It will probably cost about a trillion dollars to send them there. I'm thinking it's worth it if Jimmah goes along to ensure that Martians have affordable housing.

[DustyMoment]

Ya know, I'm beginning to change my mind - I think I want Gore-The-Incredible-Hypocrite to run for president after all. I would LOVE to see the look on his face when he realizes that the only thing that he is going to get out of Hollyweird is the standing O and the gold statue they gave him for being as big a moron as they are.

But, when he announces, he can get Leonardo DiCaprio to be his VP. Together they can run on the Dumb and Dumber ticket and, when he isn't slobbering all over his boss, DiCaprio can stand around "looking, you know, all hard core and stuff."

[honolulugal]

[Jotmo]

My son was actually told, by a Scientist, in a discussion on Global Warming at school that the atmospheric conditions on Venus were proof that the same process is causing global warming here.

Venus has high concentrations of CO2. Venus is VERY hot. Therefore, CO2 causes global warming.

This is a private school, and the session was voluntary. I let him go in hopes that they would demonstrate their idiocy for him to learn from. They didn't disappoint.