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1 posted on 03/01/2007 3:30:04 PM PST by rhema
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To: rhema

Would somebody please send Gore, DiCaprio, Bono and any other relevant boneheads to Mars so that we can get a moment's peace?


2 posted on 03/01/2007 3:32:34 PM PST by kromike
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To: rhema; Killing Time; Beowulf; Mr. Peabody; RW_Whacko; honolulugal; gruffwolf; BlessedBeGod; ...

FReepmail me to get on or off


Click pn POGW graphic for full GW rundown

Ping me if you find one I've missed.



Great day for more humor...
3 posted on 03/01/2007 3:33:14 PM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: angcat
Ping!

I'll be sharing these with my son, too.

5 posted on 03/01/2007 3:35:48 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: rhema
Global Warming Proves Martians Drive SUV's
6 posted on 03/01/2007 3:43:32 PM PST by mirkwood (good gun control is a sharp eye and a steady hand)
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To: rhema; All
This sums up my take on it...


7 posted on 03/01/2007 4:02:21 PM PST by backhoe (Just a Merry-Hearted Keyboard PirateBoy, plunderin’ his way across the WWW…)
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To: rhema
So what caused the extreme temperature on Venus, Nuclear heating?
8 posted on 03/01/2007 4:06:07 PM PST by mountainlyons (Hard core conservative)
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To: rhema; SunkenCiv
Since Al Gore and fifteen hundred scientists who wish to remain nameless agree with Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy and all American communists that the fact that we here on Earth are between ice ages is not relevant to the question, and that any data suggesting solar influence on climate warming is right wing propaganda, one can only arrive at a single intellectual destination...

...that their combined 'carbon footprint' would probably be as high as that of an entire nation such as Senegal or Mali...

9 posted on 03/01/2007 4:09:23 PM PST by Fred Nerks (Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD free pdf download. Link on my bio page.)
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To: rhema
Why would martians need SUV's when they have sweet rides like these:


10 posted on 03/01/2007 4:09:36 PM PST by Mongeaux (''I would sooner be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston phone directory," W.F. Buckley)
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To: rhema

The Martians probably have more "carbon credits" than either Gore or earth. I think they bought them on the Chicago Carbon Exchange from Pluto.


13 posted on 03/01/2007 5:11:21 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: rhema

The Martians probably have more "carbon credits" than either Gore or earth. I think they bought them on the Chicago Carbon Exchange from Pluto.


14 posted on 03/01/2007 5:11:23 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: rhema
Ya know, I'm beginning to change my mind - I think I want Gore-The-Incredible-Hypocrite to run for president after all. I would LOVE to see the look on his face when he realizes that the only thing that he is going to get out of Hollyweird is the standing O and the gold statue they gave him for being as big a moron as they are.

But, when he announces, he can get Leonardo DiCaprio to be his VP. Together they can run on the Dumb and Dumber ticket and, when he isn't slobbering all over his boss, DiCaprio can stand around "looking, you know, all hard core and stuff."
18 posted on 03/01/2007 5:45:45 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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25 posted on 03/02/2007 1:54:22 AM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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