Posted on 02/22/2007 6:51:18 AM PST by theothercheek
The Stiletto's readers know of her crusade against boobism – the last acceptable form of anti-woman bias (“Boobs And Brains Not Mutually Exclusive,” The Daily Blade, December 27, 2006). Well, here’s another example of this ignorant, ugly stereotype.
On a 31-19 roll call vote, the AZ state House on Thursday rejected a Dem amendment to a bill proposing to change the height requirement for rear fender mudflaps on trucks that would have banned those with images that are "obscene or hateful," such as silhouettes of voluptuous naked women.
A supporter of the amendment, Yuma’s Rep. Theresa Ulmer, tells The Associated Press:
"I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He's very confused by that," Ulmer said. "But seriously, this is about family values - what are we going to send out as a message to our children."
Apparently, the message that Ulmer has been sending to her son is that women who can fill a D cup are sluts who have no family values.
At his age, the women Ulmer’s son is most likely to interact with on a daily basis are staffers at his school and his friends’ mothers - some of whom will be curvaceous women who are stay-at-home mothers, or who work as doctors, nurses, lawyers, librarians, school crossing guards, store clerks, etc. Not a stripper, porn actress or hooker among them, in all probability.
It stands to reason that the boy is confused by his mother’s hate-filled boobism. His lyin’ eyes inform him that a woman's physical appearance does not correlate with her IQ, or with the content of her character.
Go ahead! But if you can find pics of women who have big boobs and also have big brains it would be better because lots of smart women are also sexy. It's the not so sexy and not so smart ones that are "boobists." They just can't seem to understand that a woman can be both.
The "hateful" is probably just a pre-cursor for going after those offensive Yosemite Sam mudflaps where he has guns drawn and warns "Back Off".
Ah!
Of course.
It's even more frustrating when some of us used to be small. I had to go through childbirth five times to become so well endowed. *sigh* If only i could keep the bosom and have a teeny waist as well. Like a Barbie doll. lol
Well, I'm partial to the 9 mm when it comes to guns - but only guns.
Of course, we can't forget these:
This is all about cup envy !
I almost feel like I am less of a man in saying I do not own any firearms. I leave the heavy weapons handling to the significant other :)
These might come in handy for shade on a hot day.
This broad reminds me of the "naturalist" bimbo that along with her naturalist husband decided to take their young son to a nudist beach. After a while, the boy naturally noticed that some of the women were more anatomically gifted that others, so he asked his mother "why do some women have such big boobies?"
She replied, "That's how you can tell how smart they are. The bigger a woman's breasts, the dumber she is."
A little while later, the boy noticed that some of the men were more generously endowed than others, so he asked his mother "why do some men have weinies that are so much bigger than others?"
She replied, "That's a way to tell how smart they are. The bigger the man's penis, the dumber he is.
A little while later the boy ran up to his mother excitedly. "Mom! Mom! Dad's talking to the dumbest woman on the whole beach, and the longer he talks to her the dumber he gets!"
I did have that magical como of boobs and small waist - even when I had a brief bout of anorexia in college (85 pounds and still a C cup, if you can believe it) - but three timnes since college I have found myself 15 pounds heavier than I wanted to be and went on a diet. Each time I lost the extra weight, I kept what I had gained on top. So I eventually got to a DD. I can't say dieting is like childbirth, but it ain't fun so I think we both can say that we got some of what we got the hard way. For the past three years I have been exercising 5 times a week and if I can stick with it I don't think I will ever need to worry about dieting again.
LOL! Will tell this one to my friends.
Do you live in a state that has regulated the Second Amendment to irrelevancy?
Wouldn't it be a pip if instead of going for a gal just like the gal that married dear old ad, her son went for a gal that looks like the ones on those mud flaps? But with a PhD.
Fixed it for you, and yes.
At 11 years old, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer is he now?
Old joke from the 70's
Q. What do Lillian Carter and Dolly Parton have in common?
A. Both have a big set of boobs. Lillian Jimmie & Billy, Dolly ...well you know.
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