[VRWCmember]

He's very confused by that," Ulmer said. "But seriously, this is about family values - what are we going to send out as a message to our children."

This broad reminds me of the "naturalist" bimbo that along with her naturalist husband decided to take their young son to a nudist beach. After a while, the boy naturally noticed that some of the women were more anatomically gifted that others, so he asked his mother "why do some women have such big boobies?"

She replied, "That's how you can tell how smart they are. The bigger a woman's breasts, the dumber she is."

A little while later, the boy noticed that some of the men were more generously endowed than others, so he asked his mother "why do some men have weinies that are so much bigger than others?"

She replied, "That's a way to tell how smart they are. The bigger the man's penis, the dumber he is.

A little while later the boy ran up to his mother excitedly. "Mom! Mom! Dad's talking to the dumbest woman on the whole beach, and the longer he talks to her the dumber he gets!"

[theothercheek]

LOL! Will tell this one to my friends.

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL. Here is one I got in an email.

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New Apple Product

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.

The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.