“So I’m at this chick’s place, and she’s like ‘oh wow’ about my heroism, and it looks like we’re gonna make love not war.. Then she throws this fit when I run my hand over her checkbook.”
Posted on 01/24/2007 9:46:33 AM PST by Howlin
Just breaking.......he's suppose to announce this today!
Guess this means he'll never sign that SF180......
He's even been on secret midnight missions to Cambodia.... they are "seared, seared" in his brain.
"Well, we sure know he can still 'run.' Anyone see him bolt into the aisle and almost trample everyone else the second the speech ended last night?"
We couldn't help but notice. We commented on it, too, wondering if he was in a rush to be first to the cameras to bash the speech.
Hey! What did the Rally Monkey ever do to you?
Kerry and Clinton have too big of egos to play second fidel to each other.
That would be a PR disaster.
I am going to miss his retelling of the Christmas in Cambodia story.
I am going to miss his windsurfing pix.
I am going to miss his hilarous sense of humor and those rip-roaring jokes that had us all ROFLOAO.
I am going to miss all those pix of Jon Carry in various poses.
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What other candidate will provide us with such entertainment????
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Jon literally gave us hours and hours and dozens of threads of entertainment. Jon will be missed.
A moment of silence.
Ok, back to posting.
*Snicker*
PICTURE THIS:
SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN F. KERRY.
HEY a girl can dream LMAO
Dang it! My photobucket was locked and loaded. LOL
That is a really bad Photoshop edit.
“So I’m at this chick’s place, and she’s like ‘oh wow’ about my heroism, and it looks like we’re gonna make love not war.. Then she throws this fit when I run my hand over her checkbook.”
Have yourself a Kerry little Christmas
Cozy all the way
While the seat of power is so far away
He is just one more lib in the Senate
Thanks to W
He won't live on Pennsylvania Avenue
Ketchup Heiress has lots of dough
Lots and lots of dough, to spend
It won't buy him the White House though
For the voters know, my friend
Mondale, Gore, and also Mike Dukakis
Know just how you feel
When you're seen, you just don't have any appeal
So have yourself a Kerry little Christmas now
-----(Bee Gees)
He is going back to Massachusetts
Couldn't win the White House if he tried
And they still love him back in Massachusetts
They voted for him, through all those times he lied
Got a lot of votes in San Francisco
New York and LA they loved him too
But he's still going back to Massachusetts
The Swift Boat Hero left Democrats so blue
Strumming my six-string
On my front door step
Now John will have plenty of time to do that! Who knows, he may even spend some time in the Senate!
"Now if he will only resign, move to South Africa with his wife, and write a book titled "Treason: Why I Did It".
Oh that's priceless!
The evil elf doesn't even need to be photo shopped.
That means he WILL run for President.His slogan will be: I didn't run before I decided to run.
Oh yea. They made a huge fuss over it. They really need to grow up!
Let's see our choices are:
Joe "Hairplugs: Biden
Christopher "Half a Sandwich" Dodd
Dennis "the Dememnted Elf" Kucinich
The Hildebeast
Barak Hussein Obama been Smokin'
Perhaps we can get Al Sharptongue to run again?
This is no doubt a vast disappointment to those many people in the northeast (and Maryland) who have been nurturing their Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers since the last election. (not to mention the retard in Decatur who still has a Kerry/Edwards yard sign up.)
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