FNC: John Kerry Will NOT Run for President!!!

January 24, 2007

[Howlin]

Just breaking.......he's suppose to announce this today!

[TomGuy]

Maybe this is just a joke from the Jokster.

[truthkeeper]

Ha...he wouldn't DARE.

[ladtx]

Oh man. If he would mention the fact of him being Vietnam vet a little more he might have a shot.

[NavyCanDo]

Maybe just maybe the tens of thousands of liberals in the Seattle area will finally start peeling off their Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers.

[mystery-ak]

I don't know if it's photoshopped, regardless, it speaks for a lot of us in the military.

[NeoCaveman]

I'm deeply saddened.

Didn't he serve in Vietnam?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

What will he do now? Walk for President?

[penowa]

"Not sure but I think she is still living in that jug of wine and spends most nights with Prince Valium." That's a jug of gin, and I believe she spends not only her nights with it and Prince Valium, but her days as well!

[AmericanMade1776]

Tijeras_Slim wrote: Shame, I wasn't through bashing Lurch yet.

Don't worry, we have Hillary, Obama, Kuninich (again), and in time I think Al Gore is going to jump in. Nothing is more fun that bashing Al Gore!!!

[MortMan]

I guess he couldn't find the right size jock strap so he could run?!?

[gidget7]

"And I had my next $500 donation to Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (aka "The Swifties") budgeted and ready to go!"


Save it for his '08 Senate run!

[dinoparty]

Given his botched joke and his perceived "malpractice" (McAullife's words) in the 2004 Presidential election campaign, he could not have raised any money at all (except from Ter-aaa-sa), especially with Osama Obama and Hillary entering the race.

[Doogle]

...guess he can give back the 17 million he still had left over from the 2004 election now huh?


Doogle

[VictoryGal]

Too bad. Woulda been funny as heck!!!

[seanmerc]

So much humorous potential lost...what a tragedy!

[Miss Marple]

It's a shame we don't know who he was sitting next to. I agree it was quite curious.

[expatpat]

More likely due to the FBI files in Hitlery's safe......

[dangus]

More like:

[DejaJude]

Wonder if Hillary convinced one the 3 people that Kerry released his records to that she would be very grateful to see them also. *wink, wink*

[Spiff]

Cool. One less liberal in the race. But we've still got liberals like Clinton, Obama, Richardson and Giuliani that we've got to keep from getting elected.