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FNC: John Kerry Will NOT Run for President!!!
January 24, 2007

Posted on 01/24/2007 9:46:33 AM PST by Howlin

Just breaking.......he's suppose to announce this today!


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To: Howlin

Guess this means he'll never sign that SF180......


121 posted on 01/24/2007 10:08:33 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: seanmerc

He's even been on secret midnight missions to Cambodia.... they are "seared, seared" in his brain.


122 posted on 01/24/2007 10:08:34 AM PST by Enchante (Chamberlain Democrats embraced by terrorists and America-haters worldwide!!)
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To: quantim

"Well, we sure know he can still 'run.' Anyone see him bolt into the aisle and almost trample everyone else the second the speech ended last night?"


We couldn't help but notice. We commented on it, too, wondering if he was in a rush to be first to the cameras to bash the speech.


123 posted on 01/24/2007 10:08:59 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Hey! What did the Rally Monkey ever do to you?


124 posted on 01/24/2007 10:09:08 AM PST by seanmerc
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To: SevenofNine

Kerry and Clinton have too big of egos to play second fidel to each other.

That would be a PR disaster.


125 posted on 01/24/2007 10:09:11 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: NeoCaveman

I am going to miss his retelling of the Christmas in Cambodia story.

I am going to miss his windsurfing pix.

I am going to miss his hilarous sense of humor and those rip-roaring jokes that had us all ROFLOAO.

I am going to miss all those pix of Jon Carry in various poses.

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What other candidate will provide us with such entertainment????

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Jon literally gave us hours and hours and dozens of threads of entertainment. Jon will be missed.

A moment of silence.

Ok, back to posting.


126 posted on 01/24/2007 10:09:16 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Rummyfan

*Snicker*


127 posted on 01/24/2007 10:09:35 AM PST by Howlin (The GOP RATS - Republicans Against Total Success (Howie66))
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To: Howlin

PICTURE THIS:
SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN F. KERRY.


128 posted on 01/24/2007 10:10:07 AM PST by BuffaloJack
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To: Calpernia

HEY a girl can dream LMAO


129 posted on 01/24/2007 10:10:22 AM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Howlin

Dang it! My photobucket was locked and loaded. LOL


130 posted on 01/24/2007 10:10:37 AM PST by maggief
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To: mystery-ak

That is a really bad Photoshop edit.


131 posted on 01/24/2007 10:11:18 AM PST by dmartin (Who Dares Wins)
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To: null and void; All

“So I’m at this chick’s place, and she’s like ‘oh wow’ about my heroism, and it looks like we’re gonna make love not war.. Then she throws this fit when I run my hand over her checkbook.”

132 posted on 01/24/2007 10:11:24 AM PST by dighton
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To: raccoonradio

Have yourself a Kerry little Christmas
Cozy all the way
While the seat of power is so far away

He is just one more lib in the Senate
Thanks to W
He won't live on Pennsylvania Avenue

Ketchup Heiress has lots of dough
Lots and lots of dough, to spend
It won't buy him the White House though
For the voters know, my friend

Mondale, Gore, and also Mike Dukakis
Know just how you feel
When you're seen, you just don't have any appeal
So have yourself a Kerry little Christmas now

-----(Bee Gees)
He is going back to Massachusetts
Couldn't win the White House if he tried
And they still love him back in Massachusetts
They voted for him, through all those times he lied

Got a lot of votes in San Francisco
New York and LA they loved him too
But he's still going back to Massachusetts
The Swift Boat Hero left Democrats so blue


133 posted on 01/24/2007 10:11:36 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Republican Red

Strumming my six-string
On my front door step

Now John will have plenty of time to do that! Who knows, he may even spend some time in the Senate!

134 posted on 01/24/2007 10:12:40 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Ben Mugged

"Now if he will only resign, move to South Africa with his wife, and write a book titled "Treason: Why I Did It".



Oh that's priceless!


135 posted on 01/24/2007 10:12:52 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: TomGuy
>>>What other candidate will provide us with such entertainment????


The evil elf doesn't even need to be photo shopped.

136 posted on 01/24/2007 10:13:11 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Howlin

That means he WILL run for President.His slogan will be: I didn't run before I decided to run.


137 posted on 01/24/2007 10:13:24 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: gidget7

Oh yea. They made a huge fuss over it. They really need to grow up!


138 posted on 01/24/2007 10:13:27 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers - Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason)
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To: TomGuy
What other candidate will provide us with such entertainment????

Let's see our choices are:
Joe "Hairplugs: Biden
Christopher "Half a Sandwich" Dodd
Dennis "the Dememnted Elf" Kucinich
The Hildebeast
Barak Hussein Obama been Smokin'

Perhaps we can get Al Sharptongue to run again?

139 posted on 01/24/2007 10:13:38 AM PST by NeoCaveman (rats, rats, everwhere rats)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
FNC: John Kerry Will NOT Run for President!!!

This is no doubt a vast disappointment to those many people in the northeast (and Maryland) who have been nurturing their Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers since the last election. (not to mention the retard in Decatur who still has a Kerry/Edwards yard sign up.)

140 posted on 01/24/2007 10:13:46 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government)
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