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Just as you thought, it's one more of those dreaded Thanksgiving Recipe Threads
CookingWithCarlo.com ^ | Nov. 21 2006 | Carlo3b, Dad, Chef, Author

Posted on 11/21/2006 9:56:19 PM PST by carlo3b

As many of you know by now, every year we post an annual Thanksgiving thread to get things off on the right foot for our holiday festivities..

Well, it's that time again, when we old timers dust off the holiday recipes. For you newcomers, just bear with us, it won't take long, and you could just move on if this is too corny for you to handle. Otherwise, cut and paste, and have a great Thanksgiving.. This is a bit early because I will once again be on the great oceans this years cookin and spinnin my tales of the kitchen.. ENJOY..
God bless you and your family!.. Chef

Remembering Our first recorded Thanksgiving Day The Mayflower 1620- 2002

        The voyage of the Mayflower in 1620 from Plymouth England, to Plymouth Rock started as a journey to find peace and justice in a new world. It began as a fervent prayer to give freedom a chance, and remains today as the promise each year for a new beginning. Thanksgiving Day is a celebration of hope, and remembrance.
        Today, we bring our families and friends together to share our tables and our hearts, and give thanks for all that we have to be grateful for in our new and glorious country. From this grand experiment and it's courageous settlers, to the greatest nation of the world, we have a lot to be thankful for, indeed.

Remembering my Italian family Thanksgiving

    My earliest memory of Thanksgiving was the fuss over preparation of the wonderful food being planned in advance of our holiday feast. Being a traditional Italian American, midwestern home, a full cornucopia of cookies of every ethnicity was in abundance. Thanksgiving morning was a special treat with a home filled with the scent of baking bread, and roasted turkey which transformed our tiny cold water flat in "Little Italy" on the lower East side of Chicago into a 3 room palace.

    Everyone was involved, family and friends, young and old, with 4 generations of our own majestic women. An unspoken but respected hierarchy prevailed, with the eldest women in control, and a dance like rhythm appeared to take charge of this traditional and noble endeavor. It didn't take long before our small kitchen and dinning room filled, and every flat surface was covered. People scurried into the hallway, where neighbors shuffled pans and pots, in and out of their apartment kitchens to make room for more, always more so everyone could share in the abundance.

The Preparations

    Preparation started days earlier, with the making of the pasta. I recall my great aunt bringing in the clothesline from our back porch, the one that strung across the small yard to the adjacent porch and back. She washed and bleached this cord to string across our living and dining rooms, from sconces to chandelier, and doorjambs to windowsills. It was strung as tight as possible to hold the pounds of lasagna noodle, and spaghetti needed to hang dry, to satisfy the hearty Italian appetites. I recall as if it were yesterday listening to our nightly radio programs with the shadows of stringing pasta on the faded floral wallpaper, lending an eerie overtone to the Green Hornet, or Gangbusters.

    How could I ever forget opening my eyes in the morning with the sight of hanging pasta overhead, but then, why in the world would I want to forget that magical moment after all, and what it meant to a young boy that a wonderful and glorious holiday was just around the corner?

The Family and Friends

    Each family was represented in the choice of menu items. Every wonderful cook in each branch of the family offered to prepare their own special version of the chosen food. This made for a memorable feast indeed, there were at least 4 successful individual restaurant owners in our family. The competition was playful and fun filled, with chunks of bread, ladles, and spoons dipping into everything, testing, tasting, and teasing.

    The Cooks

    It should not be construed that the food preparation was the exclusive provence of our family women, to do so would be to underestimate the culinary contributions of some of the finest cooks in the clan. A few of my uncles, cousins and grandpa were cooks in the Army, Navy, and Marines, as well as in their own restaurants. My great uncle served as a cook in the Italian army, then captured and recruited to cook in the prisoner-of-war camp, when upon his release, served 2 tours as a cook in the US Marines during The Korean War. However, whatever greatness the men may have achieved in the outside world, the kitchen was ruled by those formidable, yet diminutive, strikingly gorgeous, black clad matriarchs of the family. Great grandmothers from both sides of the lineage, grandmothers, great grandmother-in-laws, and great great aunts.

    Man I'll tell ya, it was a sight to behold at best, and an Italian culinary rivalry at least. Although sharing an Italian heritage, the 6 uncles married outside the Calabrian niche, creating a scrumptious provincial food fight.

    The Kids

    Children weren't immune from the holiday chores. Chairs were pulled up to the stove for short perpetual stirrers. The teens were given the sink, for the never-ending pots and pans, and preteens were runners for last minute fetches and food deliveries. I was honored almost exclusively with the delivery of food for the church and hospital shut-ins because I had the bike with a giant basket. Trying to describe my cousins and most of the local kids wasn't hard, the first thing I recall was, hair, lots of black hair, big doe eyes, dozens of beautiful children with wide grins. At least one kid, sometimes more, was forced to bring his or her accordion, and at every holiday gathering some poor child was browbeaten into playing "Lady Of Spain"!

    The Holiday Table

    Serving 30-40 people, in a one bedroom apartment on the 3rd floor, rear, walkup, was a challenge, but doable. It took the coordination of most of our wonderful neighbors, and the cooperation of all of the residence, which were always invited anyway. Everyone brought pots, pans, dishes, and utensils, at least a chair, and some brought their kitchen tables. Everyone brought something eatable, most were prearranged as in bread, but some were heirloom dessert recipes, enough for at least a good spoonful, for everyone to get a taste. Older adults, always got a chair at the table, all adults got a seat, and kids sat at the card tables, on the stairs or on a carpet in front of the radio in one of the neighbors homes.

    The Prayer

    All kids had to be within earshot of the saying of the formal Grace before dinner. Then everyone recited their own prayer in various languages of their native tongue. Our family and friends were of many faiths and nationalities, the overwhelming majority of coarse were Italian. Most remembered a loved one not present, and the names of every absent serviceman and woman were individually read aloud. With all heads bowed, everyone gave thanks for the wonderful gifts of food and health, and each and every person present, gave a special thanks and how grateful they were for being in the United States of America.

    The Family

    Any good excuse to gather the clan in our family was and still is, paramount. Weddings, holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, births, baptisms and unfortunately funerals are used as good excuses to get together and, you guessed it.... eat. This is usually done at the familial home of eldest member of the family. The Italian family circle is close and tight, and many families still living within their hometown even today, and still live within walking distance of one another. In our family as in many, brothers, sisters, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins grow as one single family unit.

    The elders live within the homes of their offspring or siblings. The hierarchy is established by the ability of the surviving parents to have living arrangements central to the greatest number of kids and kin. Love of family is the reason, and love of food is the cement. Thanksgiving is one of the most popular days of the year, and has been since my earliest memory. Even today as I did with my parents in my youth, I talk to each of my 5 children and each of my grandchildren with rare exceptions, every single day, I am truly blessed.

    The Food

    Food for an Italian holiday is second to only to the family. Present at every holiday feast were several types of entree, lasagna, ham, veal, and one or more specialty pasta and of course, the giant stuffed Turkeys. There were Kosher dishes aplenty for our many Jewish friends. Our next door neighbor kept a Kosher kitchen and always shared their wonderful food with us as we did in return. No holiday would be complete without homemade sausages, meatballs, and grilled peppers. A strange calzone, one I recall with nuts and octopus was always somewhere on the table as was Braciole (Italian beef rolls), and great cannoli desserts were always compliments of our Sicilian side of the family.

    Salads and antipasto were a mainstay, with favorites cellentani con Insalata di Pepperoni (cellentani with pepper salad), and the ever popular soups, usually a bean, as in minestrone. Breads, rolls, pizza and a mixed variety of biscotti, were always in abundance. Side dishes were a meal in themselves. A vast array of vegetables prepared as specialty items, like artichoke and bacon frittata rounded out every holiday meal. Even our popular lasagna, the recipe that created a chain of famous restaurants, has broccoli or spinach as a principle ingredient to the recipe. Desserts... oh my, great custards, and pastries, ice creams and cakes such as lemon berry tiramisu or frittelle di zucca (pumpkin fritters)

    The Moment of Truth

    My great grandfather sat at the head of the table, and next to him sat a gallon jug of his homemade Italian red wine. Almost everyone seated for dinner were given a glass of his wine, if only for the many toasts that were posed, to the cooks and a milieu of other celebrations.

    The moment of truth came when he would call the name of the boys that he felt were to be worthy of manhood, a scholarship know only to him, usually by some unknown merit method. If you attained that status in his trusted eye, he would invite you to accept a glass of wine and he would toast your new position and with everyone's applause you drank a glass and thanked him.

    When my moment came, I had just turned 10, and having worked with him on his paper stand in downtown Chicago for 3 years and to my surprise he felt I was ready! Proudly I swallowed a huge gulp, and felt the heat go down my throat and explode at the core of my stomach and began to rush back up. I forced a smiled and swallowed again and hugged him as tight as I could, until my uncle secretly handed me a chunk of bread, which I bit into and forced down before I let my pa loose, perhaps in the nick of time because he slapped me on the back and everything went back down... I never drank another drop of his wine, but accepted his offer to take a glass, each time he offered it until he passed a year later. How I loved that man.

    The Carving was done at each end of the long tables where the huge turkeys were displayed. The male head of each of the households was given the honor of carving these beautifully prepared golden trophies. It was a ritual and with surgical skills each bird was sliced and distributed to all in attendance until nothing remained but the bare bones. At the conclusion of this wonderful occasion, the men stood and with glasses raised toasted the blushing ladies as we sang... in our best voice, and in Italian, a song dedicated to our wonderful women, .. "Momma"

    Holiday Roast Turkey with Herbal Rub

        * 1 13 pound whole turkey, fresh or thawed
        * 1 medium onion, quartered
        * 1 lemon, quartered
        * 1/4 cup vegetable oil
        * 1 teaspoon dried thyme
        * 1 teaspoon dried tarragon
        * 1 tablespoon dried rosemary
        * 1 teaspoon salt
        * 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

    1. Preheat the oven to 325°F.
    2. Remove the giblets and neck from the turkey and reserve for the broth.
    3. Rinse the turkey with cold running water and pat dry with paper towels.
    4. Place onion and lemon quarters in the neck and body cavities.
    5. In a small bowl, mix the oil with the herbs, salt and pepper.
    6. With your finger tips, gently loosen the skin from the breast without pulling off the skin.
    7. Place 1 tablespoon of the herb mixture under the skin; and replace the skin.
    8. Rub the cavities and outside of turkey with the remaining herb mixture.
    9. Secure the neck skin to the back of the turkey with skewers. Fold the wings under the back of turkey. Place the legs in tucked position.
    Note: May be prepared to this point, covered, and refrigerated for several hours.
    10. Place turkey, breast side up, on a rack in a large shallow (no more than 2-1/2 inches) deep roasting pan.
    11. Insert an oven-safe thermometer into the thickest part of the thigh, being careful it does not touch the bone.
    12. Cover bird with a loose tent of foil. Roast turkey in the preheated oven for about 2-1/2 hours.
    13. Remove the foil and baste bird with pan juices.
    14. Continue to roast for about another hour, until meat thermometer registers 180°F in the thigh.
    15. Remove the turkey from the oven and allow to rest for 15-20 minutes before carving.
    16. Transfer to a large platter and serve with gravy.
    Yields 18 servings at 6 ounces per portion
 

    Good Old Fashioned Bread Dressing

        * 3 to 4 loaves of white bread (or 5 if you like leftovers)
        * 2 cups water
        * turkey inners
        * 1 or 2 onions
        * 2 bunches of celery
        * 2 to 3 tablespoons butter
        * 1/2 teaspoons sage
        * oysters (optional)
        * mushrooms (option)
        * chicken broth

    The night before
    1. The night before you want to eat the stuffing, break the bread into small pieces (about 1 inch squares) into 2 huge bowls or pots.
         Let the bread sit overnight to dry out.
    The next day
    2. The next day, remove the insides of turkey and boil them in water in 2/3 quart sauce pan until cooked (about 20 to 30 minutes).
    3. Remove the insides from the saucepan for later use or discard. Keep the broth and set aside.
    4. Preheat the oven to 350°F.
    5. Chop the onion and celery and place into food processor until minced.
    6. Melt the butter in a large saucepan.
    7. Sauté the onion and celery in butter until heated through. Do not brown! (Sauté the mushrooms also at this time, if wanted).
    Note: Depending on how much stuffing you want and how much celery and onion you've chopped, you may have to sauté the onion and celery in two parts.
    8. Once cooked, pour the onion mixture directly over the dried out bread.
    9. Sprinkle the sage over bread mixture.
    10. Take your turkey broth and pour slowly over the bread mixture. The bread will shrink as you do this. Be careful not to pour too much water in.
    11. Mixture thoroughly.
    Note: If you need more liquid, open a can of chicken broth and pour over bread. If you need more spice, add more sage.
    13. If you are using oysters, add them now.
    14. Once stuffing is of a consistency that it will stick together and does not look too dry, do not add more liquid.
    16. Either stuff in turkey to be baked in oven, or put in 9 x 13 pan.
    17. If using oysters, it is recommended that you bake the stuffing in a pan so as to ensure the oysters will be cooked through.
    18. Bake in 350°F oven for 45 minutes to an hour. You want the stuffing to have a nice brown crust on top.
    Note: If you are cooking the stuffing in a pan and not inside the turkey, try stuffing the turkey with small apples.
        It smells wonderful and the apples have a great flavor when you take them out.
 

    Real Homemade Turkey Gravy

        * 1 package..  neck, heart, gizzard from turkey giblets
        * 1 medium carrot thickly sliced
        * 1 medium onion thickly sliced
        * 1 medium celery rib thickly sliced
        * 1/2 teaspoon salt
        * 1 turkey liver
        * 3 tablespoons fat from poultry drippings
        * 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
        * 1/2 teaspoon salt

    1. In a 3-quart saucepan, place neck, heart, gizzard, vegetables, and salt in enough water to cover, and cook over high heat.
    2. Heat to boiling.
    3. Reduce heat to low; cover and simmer for 45 minutes.
    4. Add the liver and cook for 15 minutes longer.
    5. Strain broth into a large bowl; cover and reserve broth in the refrigerator.
    6. To make gravy, remove the cooked turkey and roasting rack from the roasting pan. Pour the poultry drippings through a sieve into a quart size measuring cup.
    7. Add 1 cup giblet broth to the roasting pan and stir until the crusty brown bits are loosened.
    8. Pour the deglazed liquid/broth into the measuring cup.
    9. Let the mixture stand a few minutes, until the fat rises to the top.
    10. Over medium heat, spoon 3 tablespoons of fat from the poultry drippings into a 2-quart saucepan.
    11. Whisk flour and salt into the heated fat and continue to cook and stir until the flour turns golden.
    12. Meanwhile, skim and discard any fat that remains on top of the poultry drippings.
    13. Add the remaining broth and enough water to the poultry drippings to equal 3-1/2 cups.
    14. Gradually whisk in warm broth mixture.
    15. Cook and stir, until the gravy boils and is slightly thick.
    Makes 14 servings at 1/4 cup per serving
 

    Home Sweet Home Potato Casserole

        * 2 pounds sweet potatoes, boiled, peeled, and mashed
        * 2 eggs, beaten
        * 1 tablespoon margarine, melted
        * 1/2 cup brown sugar
        * 1 cup buttermilk
        * 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
        * 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
        * 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
        * 1/2 cup raisins (optional)

    Preheat oven to 350°F.
    Combine all of the ingredients and mix well. Mixture will be very soupy.
    Bake for 1 hour.
 

    Crackpot Crockpot Scalloped Potatoes

        * Cooking spray
        * 6 to 8 potatoes, thinly sliced
        * 1 can cheddar cheese soup
        * 1 cup Velveeta cheese, chunked
        * 1-1/2 cups grated Cheddar cheese, grated
        * 1 (12 ounce) can evaporated milk
        * Salt and pepper

    1. Spray the crock pot with the cooking spray.
    2. Fill the crock pot with half of the sliced potatoes.
    3. Layer half of the soup, velveeta cheese, Cheddar cheese, and milk.
    4. Add salt and pepper to taste.
    5. Layer remaining the remaining potatoes.
    6. The layer the remaining soup, velveeta cheese, Cheddar cheese, and milk.
    7. Cook on high for about 6 hours.
    Note: You need to check to see if you need to add more milk. You can pre-boil the potatoes for quicker cooking.


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To: snugs

Actually, yes they were. Well, English and Scottish. "Scot" is a family name on mom's side. Had a cousin who did the family tree when he was in college. Bunches of us from over there. My roots are from your part of the world. I grew up as a "McM.....". Still feel the connection in my gut, when I think of anything British. The memories stay in the blood, I suppose.

pattyjo


101 posted on 11/22/2006 4:06:10 AM PST by pj_627
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To: carlo3b

bump


102 posted on 11/22/2006 4:13:22 AM PST by Iowa Granny
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To: BikerTrash

Great early morning laugh.

Thx.


103 posted on 11/22/2006 4:21:11 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: snugs

Do you have a good way to cook

Scuba Teddy's,
SKerry's,
Puhlousey's,
Shrillery's,
Murtha's,
. . .

respective geese?

Guess that one's God's dept.


104 posted on 11/22/2006 4:24:36 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: pj_627

Buy the baby brussels and sprinkle them with garlic salt and butter. yum!


105 posted on 11/22/2006 4:27:08 AM PST by bonfire
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To: Sir Francis Dashwood

I once made a dressing with whole grain rice and wild rice with nuts and fruits. Was great. I may have gotten it from THE JOY OF COOKING. I don't recall. Should look it up.

I'm not so fond of sage dressing . . . have had too many super saged dreadful versions over the years.


106 posted on 11/22/2006 4:28:20 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: steve8714; BikerTrash

1. Place brussel sprouts in bag.

2. Throw bag in trash.

3. Eat something else.
= = =

That's my lima bean recipe.
- - - -

INDEED!

Works well with homeny, too.

And boiled okra.


107 posted on 11/22/2006 4:31:55 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: pj_627; All

Love the 'maters, too.

I have a raised bed of 4 rows high of cinder blocks. I put 2" PVC pipes about every 2-3 feet around the perimeter down through the holes in the blocks and reaching about 4-5' high. Then I poured Quickcrete in the holes.

Used 45* angle PVC joints at the top with other 4 way & T fittings for cross beams of PVC pipes.

Now have 2 layers of 6 mil plastic sheeting over all that. As a quick and dirty way of securing the sheeting which drapes almost to the ground over the cinder blocks, I nailed concrete nails near the bottom blocks and then put small round rocks tied with twine higher up in the sheeting and secured in that tying one end of a bungee cord a bit shorter than the length to respective nails.

Then I put a small space heater inside with a thermostat.

The tomatoes are doing fine. Still blooming and the blooms appear to still be setting.

And they still taste great.


108 posted on 11/22/2006 4:41:03 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: carlo3b

Hi Carlo, thanks for starting this thread, bump for later reading, headed off to pick up 2 fresh birds, one for the oven and one for the charcoal rotisserie grill. I grew up on the East Side too, 111th and Avenue M. My mom and brother are still in the same house. Our Thanksgiving was always at Grandpa's house over near Wisconsin Steel. No turkey, just a whole roast pig and lamb in their backyard pit. Kapusta and sauerkraut and Grandma's homemade cheese and apple strudels, poppy seed cake and Serbian bread and cakes. Homemade wine too in old A&W rootbeer jugs, pigs head on the platter with candles. Kids ate in the kitchen at a separate table, there were so many of us.Happy Thanksgiving to all!


109 posted on 11/22/2006 4:43:20 AM PST by MomwithHope
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To: Quix

Ahhhh,

with another 45* angled joint at the top of the rafters.

There are cross beams under the rafters that I layed the 6 mil plastic across, too.

Haven't yet, but plan to put the blue rigid foam insulation (available here at Lowes but not Home Depot) on the north side inside the plastic between the uprights.


110 posted on 11/22/2006 4:45:38 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: carlo3b
Butternut Squash
Cake Roll


INGREDIENTS

3 eggs

1 cup sugar

2/3 cup mashed cooked butternut squash

3/4 cup all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1 cup finely chopped walnuts

Confectioners' sugar

FILLING:

1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened

2 tablespoons butter, softened

1 cup confectioners' sugar

3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

Additional confectioners' sugar, optional


SERVINGS 10

CATEGORY Dessert

METHOD Baked

PREP 15 min.

COOK 15 min.

TOTAL 30 min.


DIRECTIONS
In a large mixing bowl, beat eggs; gradually beat in sugar. Add squash and mix well. Combine the flour, baking soda and cinnamon; add to squash mixture and mix well.
Line a 15-in. x 10-in. x 1-in. baking pan with waxed paper; grease and flour the paper. Spread batter evenly into pan. Sprinkle with walnuts if desired. Bake at 375° for 13-15 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack for 10 minutes.
Turn cake onto a kitchen towel dusted with confectioners' sugar. Gently peel off waxed paper. Roll up cake in the towel, jelly-roll style, starting with a short side. Cool completely on a wire rack.
In a small mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese, butter, confectioners' sugar and vanilla until smooth. Unroll cake; spread filling evenly over cake to within 1 in. of edges. Roll up again. Cover and refrigerate for 1 hour. Just before serving, dust with confectioners' sugar if desired.
Yield: 10 servings.
111 posted on 11/22/2006 4:53:51 AM PST by Beth528
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To: Quix

Quix, you are my kind a person, lol. You understand tomato addiction, and will do what is necessary to maintain your supply. This 'mater talk, here at "turkey time", has me craving a freshed sliced tomato on fresh whole wheat bread, generously spread with real mayonnaise, salted and peppered to perfection. A perfect breakfast....or snack....or anytime, feast.

Have a great day. :>)

pattyjo


112 posted on 11/22/2006 4:56:53 AM PST by pj_627
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To: snugs

Karo is corn syrup. You can find it in the baking aisle of the supermarket.


113 posted on 11/22/2006 5:02:47 AM PST by nyconse
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To: pj_627

I use the same method with Asparagus-delicious. My daugters-former vegie haters-fight over the asparagus.


114 posted on 11/22/2006 5:06:32 AM PST by nyconse
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To: carlo3b; Liz; Howlin; ALOHA RONNIE; RonDog; patriciaruth
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

My recipe - place fresh turkey parts on a rack in a slow cooker (crock-pot for those of you in Rio Linda) and sprinkle on your favorite herbs and spices. Cook on low for 8 to 10 hours. Remove from the slow cooker and throw on the outdoor grill for an additional 20 minutes or so - just to add some color and get that skin a bit crispy. Serve with rice, stuffing or whatever.

115 posted on 11/22/2006 5:07:15 AM PST by Libloather (*Bubba & *Hillary - hardly innocent until proven completely guilty...)
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To: nyconse

She's in the UK. Lyle's might be the closest thing, but it's more like golden Karo than clear.


116 posted on 11/22/2006 5:07:22 AM PST by Rte66
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To: pj_627

Thanks. You, too.

I'm partial to my 'maters alone with salt, most of the time.

Though a BLT is not bad on occasion! LOL.

Have a blesed Thanksgiving, season and New Year.


117 posted on 11/22/2006 5:08:10 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: carlo3b

We also have these "dreaded" Thanksgiving threads going, too:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1737577/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1731677/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1741875/posts


118 posted on 11/22/2006 5:08:32 AM PST by Rte66
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To: nyconse

Yes, I agree about the Asparagus. It is fabulous when roasted this way. So many times it's the method used to cook the veggie that destroys the wonderful flavor God put into it. That's not the poor veggie's fault, it's the cook's!

pattyjo


119 posted on 11/22/2006 5:09:51 AM PST by pj_627
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To: carlo3b

Thank you Carlo.
Sometimes it makes me sad to not have a family for my girls.

Ah well, God doesn't give you what you want, He gives you what you need.

Bless you, my FRiend.


120 posted on 11/22/2006 5:12:39 AM PST by netmilsmom (To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
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