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Chuck Norris
Yimg ^ | 11/2/06

Posted on 11/03/2006 8:19:41 PM PST by Flavius

Actor and martial artist Chuck Norris (L) and fellow actor Marshall Teague inspect a 155mm M-109 A6 Paladin howitzer that has Norris' name stencilled on the barrel during a stop on a USO-sponsored tour to boost morale of U.S. troops, at Camp Ar Ramadi in Iraq November 2, 2006. Norris and Teague met with thousands of service members, shaking hands, taking photos and signing autographs in a week-long tour of Iraq and Kuwait. Picture taken on November 2, 2006.

Top Nuck Chorris Facts

1. Nuck Chorris is faster than the speed of sound and quieter than the speed of light!

2. Nuck Chorris is 100% American, except the part that is Mr. Universe.

3. Nuck Chorris is all things to all people, and nothing to some.

4. When Nuck Chorris thinks of an abstract concept, it becomes concrete.

5. Nuck Chorris is a paradox wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a moldy seven layer burrito!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; arebelongtous; troopssupport
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To: CaptainK

but he doesn't cy.


41 posted on 11/03/2006 8:57:38 PM PST by stylin19a ("Klaatu Barada Nikto")
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To: CaptainK

but he doesn't cry.


42 posted on 11/03/2006 8:57:55 PM PST by stylin19a ("Klaatu Barada Nikto")
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To: Cinnamon
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

ROFLMAO!

43 posted on 11/03/2006 8:58:48 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Stand Back! I have an oscilloscope, and I know how to use it.)
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To: Cinnamon

LMAO!


44 posted on 11/03/2006 9:00:25 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: Purrcival
I started watching "Walker, Texas Ranger" reruns on a couple of the cable channels. Now I'm hooked.

Same here. I guess I had a mistaken impression and never watched the show during its original run. Now it's widely available on cable and I can tell you exactly when each episode comes on.

45 posted on 11/03/2006 9:02:08 PM PST by capt. norm (Liberalism = cowardice disguised as tolerance.)
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To: Flavius

The best thing in the morning is not Folgers in your cup. It's the feeling you get knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.


46 posted on 11/03/2006 9:02:35 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Cinnamon

In 1994, a single ballot cast by Chuck Norris resulted in the GOP gaining 54 seats in the House and eight in the Senate.


47 posted on 11/03/2006 9:03:00 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (This tagline is false.)
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To: capt. norm

I've seen all the Walker episodes at least twice and I'll see them all again. And again.
Lately around here they've been showing a lot of Walker on the Hallmark channel.


48 posted on 11/03/2006 9:04:18 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Flavius
He is a pussy! I could kick his girly-man butt any time I wanted to!

And I really mean that!

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just don't tell him I said that, ok?

Actually, Chuck is one of the few Horrywierd types that, 1) really does know what he is doing in the martial arts - yes, he could kick Godzilla's a$$ if he had a reason, and 2) he is a good person - rare in that world.

49 posted on 11/03/2006 9:21:55 PM PST by LasVegasMac (Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
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To: Flavius

50 posted on 11/03/2006 9:28:50 PM PST by Troublemaker
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To: Cinnamon

Easiest way to commit suicide: go to Google, enter "Chuck Norris", then click "I'm feeling lucky."


51 posted on 11/03/2006 9:31:44 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Flavius
Actor and martial artist Chuck Norris (L) and fellow actor Marshall Teague inspect a 155mm M-109 A6 Paladin howitzer


52 posted on 11/03/2006 9:32:23 PM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: Flavius
This is hilarious. I've never heard of Chuck Norris jokes before. What's really weird is that I've referred to him personally as Nuck Chorris for years and I've never heard anyone else say that before. Don't get me wrong I like him but whenever he appears on the tube I'll say "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck Chorris."

I guess I should feel relieved that I'm not the only one he has this strange effect on.

53 posted on 11/03/2006 9:33:05 PM PST by TigersEye ("Everywhere I go there's a Predator in tow, life goes on without me!")
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To: He Rides A White Horse

Chuck Norris allowed Bruce Lee to think he was training Chuck...then he gave Bruce a roundouse kick to the head...now you know how Bruce Lee died.


54 posted on 11/03/2006 9:33:17 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: CarryaBigStick


55 posted on 11/03/2006 9:37:40 PM PST by The FIGHTIN Illini (I've Got to Get Off Of This Planet! Beam Me Up Scottie.)
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To: CarryaBigStick


56 posted on 11/03/2006 9:38:21 PM PST by The FIGHTIN Illini (I've Got to Get Off Of This Planet! Beam Me Up Scottie.)
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To: TigersEye
What's really weird is that I've referred to him personally as Nuck Chorris for years...

Got the living will up to date?

Nice to know ya.

57 posted on 11/03/2006 9:39:27 PM PST by LasVegasMac (Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
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To: Flavius
Since most Hollyweired types make me ill, (which is sad, as I love all that is TV, music, and movies, but my list is dwindling). I WILL pay money to see the next Norris flick.

He's one of the good guys.

On the upside, I saw on Fox News today, Kidd Rock stumping for the GOP. And we also have Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond).

Hoepfully, those who are not afraid to be "blacklisted" will continue to speak out in support of our great country.

58 posted on 11/03/2006 9:47:13 PM PST by LisaMalia (GO BUCKEYES!)
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To: Flavius

Chuck's opinion of the whole thing:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567


59 posted on 11/03/2006 10:03:23 PM PST by Squidpup (liberal - someone who is generous....with your money)
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To: Cinnamon

Several years ago, a very, very long list of similar "accomplishments" which were attributed to Dick Cheney was in circulation. I cannot seem to find this list anywhere on the web.

Does anyone have a link to the Dick Cheney list (which included multiple references to Viking sex, whatever that is)?


60 posted on 11/03/2006 10:19:25 PM PST by bagman
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