Posted on 11/03/2006 8:19:41 PM PST by Flavius
Actor and martial artist Chuck Norris (L) and fellow actor Marshall Teague inspect a 155mm M-109 A6 Paladin howitzer that has Norris' name stencilled on the barrel during a stop on a USO-sponsored tour to boost morale of U.S. troops, at Camp Ar Ramadi in Iraq November 2, 2006. Norris and Teague met with thousands of service members, shaking hands, taking photos and signing autographs in a week-long tour of Iraq and Kuwait. Picture taken on November 2, 2006.
Top Nuck Chorris Facts
1. Nuck Chorris is faster than the speed of sound and quieter than the speed of light!
2. Nuck Chorris is 100% American, except the part that is Mr. Universe.
3. Nuck Chorris is all things to all people, and nothing to some.
4. When Nuck Chorris thinks of an abstract concept, it becomes concrete.
5. Nuck Chorris is a paradox wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a moldy seven layer burrito!
but he doesn't cy.
but he doesn't cry.
ROFLMAO!
LMAO!
Same here. I guess I had a mistaken impression and never watched the show during its original run. Now it's widely available on cable and I can tell you exactly when each episode comes on.
The best thing in the morning is not Folgers in your cup. It's the feeling you get knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
In 1994, a single ballot cast by Chuck Norris resulted in the GOP gaining 54 seats in the House and eight in the Senate.
I've seen all the Walker episodes at least twice and I'll see them all again. And again.
Lately around here they've been showing a lot of Walker on the Hallmark channel.
And I really mean that!
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just don't tell him I said that, ok?
Actually, Chuck is one of the few Horrywierd types that, 1) really does know what he is doing in the martial arts - yes, he could kick Godzilla's a$$ if he had a reason, and 2) he is a good person - rare in that world.
Easiest way to commit suicide: go to Google, enter "Chuck Norris", then click "I'm feeling lucky."
I guess I should feel relieved that I'm not the only one he has this strange effect on.
Chuck Norris allowed Bruce Lee to think he was training Chuck...then he gave Bruce a roundouse kick to the head...now you know how Bruce Lee died.
Got the living will up to date?
Nice to know ya.
He's one of the good guys.
On the upside, I saw on Fox News today, Kidd Rock stumping for the GOP. And we also have Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond).
Hoepfully, those who are not afraid to be "blacklisted" will continue to speak out in support of our great country.
Chuck's opinion of the whole thing:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
Several years ago, a very, very long list of similar "accomplishments" which were attributed to Dick Cheney was in circulation. I cannot seem to find this list anywhere on the web.
Does anyone have a link to the Dick Cheney list (which included multiple references to Viking sex, whatever that is)?
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