Posted on 11/02/2006 11:40:50 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
Kerry's "misunderstood" insult demands parody.
"Red Badger" started things off with this zinger:
"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a FEMA trailer............"
When I read that, I realized that Kerry gave us a setup line for a whole new genre of jokes.
The challenge is complete the sentence: "Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck ...." Here was my contribution:
"... in a ditch with Cindy."
"Redbadger" improved on that one thus:
" ... in a ditch with a B__CH!"
Other contributions so far include:
"...you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"
"...in the U.S. Senate, getting a contact high from Ted Kennedy."
"...on a roof in New Orleans."
" ...in a CHORUS LINE."
" ... writing editorials for the Seattle P-I for the rest of your life!"
Over to you FReepers -- the possibilities seem endless.
Ping
In a van down by the river!
...as a Democrat.
Kerry didn't botch the joke - he is the joke.
I still like "...on stupid."
Good one. It's one of my favorites.
defending the indefensible.
Kerry to college students: "Work hard and study, and you'll be like me."
Students: "Aw, do we have to?"
Agreed -- here's where we show him some of the many ways that's true.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck married to some rich widow.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll botch a joke, killing your party's election chances.
LIKE ME.
UNAWARE OF WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON AND REDUCED TO CRITICIZING PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY DOING SOMETHING.
"... underwater in an Oldsmobile owned by Teddy Kennedy."
Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck on this wonderful thing we Dems like to call public assistance. It ain't so bad, and it keeps us in office. Who wants free money!
Ouch! (ROTFLMAO)
John Kerry: "If you can graduate with a 'Gentleman's C' average, marry a rich heiress and then a rich widow, and not say anything too revoltingly nasty about our dumbass troops, you can do well. Ooops, I've stepped in it again!"
..with your finger in a dike.
If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get hoist by your own petard. (Referring to both of ours.)
"Education...if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck
as a pudgy Washington intern."
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