Posted on 10/16/2006 2:37:06 PM PDT by lowbridge
Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she planted her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal?
A colorful metaphor, perhaps?
Im afraid not.
Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. Hes working on finding out the exact date. Also, its been slightly edited.
Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my parts back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, [inaudible] Cindy Sheehans uterus. And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, its a pretty bush Its so funny cause me and my children, well always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, were forgotten. Well always, our DNA will always be in the land
Update: Commenter RLW surfed around in the Texas statute books and found this:
(A) Human materials removed during surgery, labor and delivery, autopsy, embalming, or biopsy shall be subjected to one of the following methods of treatment and disposal:
(ii) tissues or fetuses:
(III) interment;
We go to the definitions:
(31) IntermentThe disposition of pathological waste by cremation, entombment, burial, or placement in a niche
(9) BurialThe act of depositing a pathological waste in a grave, a crypt, vault, or tomb, or at sea
(27) GraveA space of ground in a burial park that is used, or intended to be used for the permanent interment in the ground of pathological waste
(10) Burial parkA tract of land that is used or intended to be used for the interment of pathological waste in graves.
Gawd... if this doesn't convince people that she's completely mentally ill, I don't know what will.
the worms are getting ill
Maybe we can chip in and get her a Darwin Award.
aaaahahahahaahaha!!!11!
"...our DNA will always be in the land
The poor woman needs to be told that within a few years every cell of the part she left will be gone. Does she think someday someome will dig it up and use the DNA to grow a clone?
Oh, No! Quick, someone let the young Bush family members know. She'll be back!
That's creepy.
This just gives Goppers more resolve to get out and vote.
Her DNA soon to be worm food. Which in turn will become....... you get the idea.
So we can expect s crop of watermelons next spring?
(I thought seriously about substituting peas for watermelons in that line, since she's supposed to be the peas mom.)
I bet the uterus blooms are beautiful in the Spring!
Heheh. First thing I thought of, too :)
She should have planted her so-called brain.
New! Cindy's Top Ten Hits of All Times.
#1 "I left My Uterus in Crawford Texas"
Forget the barf alert. This needs a Vile Puke Alert.
He also had a bottle of A-1 in his pocket.
Yeah...it's that important.
(Love your homepage, BTW)
This is really very sad. Now she can't have Jesse Jackson's baby.
This loathesome creature should be tried for treason, convicted and face a firing squad. Her physical UGLINESS is surpassed only by her inner UGLINESS!
This story has the makings of a Stephen King novel.
You just gave me an idea..you know how Mormons convert Jewish holocaust victims? Can we adopt Casey Sheehan as our favored son???? I'm not kidding.
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