Posted on 10/16/2006 2:37:06 PM PDT by lowbridge
Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal?
A colorful metaphor, perhaps?
I’m afraid not.
Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. He’s working on finding out the exact date. Also, it’s been slightly edited.
Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”
Update: Commenter RLW surfed around in the Texas statute books and found this:
(A) Human materials removed during surgery, labor and delivery, autopsy, embalming, or biopsy shall be subjected to one of the following methods of treatment and disposal:…
(ii) tissues or fetuses:…
(III) interment;
We go to the definitions:
(31) Interment–The disposition of pathological waste by cremation, entombment, burial, or placement in a niche…
(9) Burial–The act of depositing a pathological waste in a grave, a crypt, vault, or tomb, or at sea…
(27) Grave–A space of ground in a burial park that is used, or intended to be used for the permanent interment in the ground of pathological waste…
(10) Burial park–A tract of land that is used or intended to be used for the interment of pathological waste in graves.
That is soooooooooooooo funny!
Who in their right mind asks for their uterus...I couldn't wait to get rid of mine!
They really made me laugh!!
Three wammies in a roll on H & C Fox tonight.Morris, Reid, Cindy and Murtha. Sorry Four!!!!Their not baised, they are building up the GOP resolve to get out and vote.
That woman is a NUT! and what doctor in his/her right mind would feed into her nuttiness by giving her her uterus after it's removal?
Anyone remember her being out of the spotlight or off the protest trail for 6 weeks, the time required to recover from the major surgery she is claiming?
She's lying.
There was a report this past summer that Cindy did in fact have surgery while she was in Texas.
I googled it and she did have urgery in Waco in late August. I still don't believe the doctor "gave" her the "parts" aftewards. SICK!
urgery should be surgery
Where did that "s" go?
SORRY!
I have heard of doctors giving patients their gall stones and my E&T gave me my tonsil stones because he said they were so rare. A uterus seems an unlikely gift but she could have had a democrat doctor just as sick as she.
I'm thinking she's imitating the practice that some women (not me!) take home their placenta and bury it after childbirth. That's very common among the Earth Momma crew.
Holy cow, I am sitting here laughing so hard with tears in my eyes...FReepers are the absolute best!
Cindy Sheehan really should do herself a favor and go get herself lost in the freakin' Amazon. What a fruit loop.
FReepers are the best!!!!
Honestly, isn't this some sort of witchcraft?
One of my best friends had hers in a jar of formaldehyde on a shelf in her bedroom closet. At least, she *said* she did. I wouldn't look when she'd try to show it to me.
OMG...tears are running down!!! That is one of those "GASP...laugh uncontrollably!!!"
on top of spaghetti
all cover'd with cheese
i lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed.
it roll'd off the table
and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball
roll'd out of the door.
it roll'd in the garden
and under a bush
and then my poor meatball
was nothing but mush.
but the mush was as tasty
as tasty could be
and early next summer
it grew into a tree.
the tree was all covered
with beautiful moss
it grew lovely meatballs
and tomato sauce.
so if you eat spaghetti
all cover'd with cheese
hold on to your meatballs
and don't ever sneeze.
Trust me. That's nowhere near as disturbing as the thought of that freak planting her womb in the ground.
Thank you soooo much for that late night belly laugh. THAT was sooooooooooooooooo funny.
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