on top of spaghetti
all cover'd with cheese
i lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed.
it roll'd off the table
and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball
roll'd out of the door.
it roll'd in the garden
and under a bush
and then my poor meatball
was nothing but mush.
but the mush was as tasty
as tasty could be
and early next summer
it grew into a tree.
the tree was all covered
with beautiful moss
it grew lovely meatballs
and tomato sauce.
so if you eat spaghetti
all cover'd with cheese
hold on to your meatballs
and don't ever sneeze.
Trust me. That's nowhere near as disturbing as the thought of that freak planting her womb in the ground.