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No Arabs on 'Star Trek?' (ROTFL!!!)
ChronWatch ^
| 29 September 2006
Posted on 09/28/2006 7:00:08 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.
They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, ''You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.''
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered: ''My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Syrians, or Iraqis on "Star Trek."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered: ''It's because it takes place in the future.''
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KEYWORDS: georgewbush; moozies; startrek
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Gotta love it!!!
To: Aussie Dasher
In the real 23rd Century, Muslims will have made great strides. They should have running water and balthrooms by then.
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:02:09 PM PDT
by
DCBryan1
( HeadOFF Apply directly to the neck! HeadOFF Apply directly to the neck !(Avail. only from Muslims))
To: Aussie Dasher
My glasses fell of my face...funny
To: Aussie Dasher
What BS...Iranians are Persian.
To: Lonestar_50
Oh so what. Change the wording then. It's funny
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:05:20 PM PDT
by
Shimmer128
(My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
To: Aussie Dasher
Is this serious or something picked up from scrappleface?
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:05:26 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(We can't be brilliant all the time but the path to conservative brilliance starts at Free Republic!)
To: Lonestar_50
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:05:38 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: Aussie Dasher
8
posted on
09/28/2006 7:05:58 PM PDT
by
Cobra64
(Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
To: Aussie Dasher
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:06:09 PM PDT
by
LC HOGHEAD
("Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhum)
To: Aussie Dasher
Little known fact, Ensign Abdulah Akbhar drove the shuttle craft.. on the night shift.
To: Aussie Dasher
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:06:53 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Critical Thinking"="I don't understand it so it must be wrong.")
To: Tamar1973
I think if this were serious, the press would have spun it to make President Bush look like a klansman. You know, the group Robert Byrd was involved in for many years?
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:07:16 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
To: LC HOGHEAD
Ok...I give
what does ROFLMFAOPIMP mean?
To: Aussie Dasher
Sure there were ...
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:07:59 PM PDT
by
TheSpaceCoyote
(http://www.cafepress.com/dumppluto)
To: nnn0jeh
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:07:59 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: DCBryan1
So 60's
The new episodes have a cat named Bashir. (a doctor, not a redshirt)
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:08:06 PM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
("Being nice will get us killed")
To: forYourChildrenVote4Bush
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Friggin' Arse Off And Peeing In My Pants.
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:08:13 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
To: Aussie Dasher; girlangler; billhilly
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:08:51 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
To: Aussie Dasher
Serioiusly, folks. Unless these idiots are put back in their box, there will be no streamlined, peaceful, progressive Star Trek future. As the World gets more complicated and interconnected, one a$$hole with a bomb can undo the life's work of hundreds or thousands of men in and instant. The smallest minority of people who are so twisted that they think blowing up themselves and others is a good idea thus have an ability to check progress of the World at large.
Unless the numbers of such a$$holes is brutally minimized, further progress is going to get much more difficult. Since they don't respond to the carrot, in means were going to have to give them the stick... Big Time.
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:09:08 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
To: proud_yank
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