Vanity: Why Mommy Is A Democrat (A different kind of childrens book) Get ready to laugh

Little Democrats ^ | Jeremy Zilber

[slowhand520]

I am sorry after hearing Rush talk about this I had to post it.

Check out the sample pages:

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html

Notice the elephant that the mommy is protecting her children from.

[TexanToTheCore]

And just where is Daddy? Or Daddies?


I'm not going to go into Mommy sharing her toys. I'll think I'll pass on that one.

[Cobra64]

Does Daddy share Mommy with the neighbors.

[HEY4QDEMS]

What's the deal with the urban outdoorsman in the cap? He's in every picture.


You talking to me??

[LexBaird]

and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

There is no such thing as a Democrat cat. All cats are imperialists ... with themselves as emperor.

[muawiyah]

Fat little squirrels. Wonder if Mommy drinks Ripple, has AIDS, and if she knows who the daddy-babys are!

[badgerlandjim]

Yeah! And the homeless guy isn't bringing his bottle over here for us to have a belt, either! C'mon, Ma, let's start doing our Democrat job! I want a drink! Now!

[CougarGA7]

The best way I could respond to this would be to quote my wife, who WAS a "lifelong" democrat until she had children.

"How can anyone who gives a crap about their children be a liberal?"

[exile]

"Wonder if Mommy drinks Ripple, has AIDS, and if she knows who the daddy-babys are!"

Is Ripple a real product? I always thought is was made up for Sanford and Son (Kind of like Cheesypoofs on South Park).

[Logophile]

If Mommy already can do all that herself, why in the world does she (or anyone else) need the Democrat party?

[Signalman]

Mommy is a democrat because she got pregnant at 15, she's on welfare and crack, and she can't find a husband so big government is the next closest thing.

Excellent. You've just described the base of the Democratic Party.

[muawiyah]

Ripple was an inexpensive fortified wine produced by E & J Gallo Winery (from that evil leftwing on line encyclopedia, but yes, I remember that it existed ~ light green bottles, sometimes clear bottles)

[HEY4QDEMS]

It is or at least was real

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripple_(wine)

[TexanToTheCore]

"and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

In a pig's eye. My Maine Coon Cat kills Rats...for fun. Does a number on squirrels too. Maybe Tiger should run for Congress....the second Newtie.

[MD_Willington_1976]

[TexanToTheCore]

Later we are all going to the quik-shop to spend all of our allowances on lottery tickets, just like Mommie does with her gummint checks.

[badgerlandjim]

Rush didn't say the little "boy?" squirrel had bows on his ears. He must be a gentle little San Francisco boy. LOL.

[Sgt_Schultze]

I noticing a little subliminalization in the photo you posted. The block seems to spell out R-E-C-T-O-M. I know I'm being anal about this, but there just seems to be some kind of message in that.

[Boiler Plate]

I'm with you.

[fortunecookie]

Yeah, duly noted. Ugh. It's both funny and awful. So Child asks 'what are Democrats?' Mommy reads book to child. Child asks more about them. Mommy at some point mentions the other party. So then does Mommy launch into Republicans and how they have horns and don't want children to learn or be safe or share, just for starters? I found it funny and repulsive. It's a thinly veiled way for these mommies to 'teach' more democrat hate and intolerance. So I'm sure the school book fairs will be recommending it and put it on the accelerated reading list. Yes, it does tick me off.

[Gritty]

They have to go with "Mommy" as a Democrat in this book because no real man would be a Democrat...