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Vanity: Why Mommy Is A Democrat (A different kind of childrens book) Get ready to laugh
Little Democrats ^ | Jeremy Zilber

Posted on 09/06/2006 10:29:45 AM PDT by slowhand520

I am sorry after hearing Rush talk about this I had to post it.

Check out the sample pages:

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html

Notice the elephant that the mommy is protecting her children from.


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To: dfwgator
The Democratic party is officially 'Mommy Dearest', Vicodin and all..

Why Mommy Dearest is a Democrat


21 posted on 09/06/2006 10:37:19 AM PDT by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/)
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To: slowhand520

The book's web site's main page links to a review from the National Center for the Study of Children's Literature, at SDSU. This is the Center's review, mind you, and not simply a children's review of the book. The 2nd sentence is: "I liked it a lot." That, to me, is so funny on so many levels... and slightly terrifying.


22 posted on 09/06/2006 10:38:44 AM PDT by dangus
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To: slowhand520
Mommy is a democrat because she got pregnant at 15, she's on welfare and crack, and she can't find a husband so big government is the next closest thing.
23 posted on 09/06/2006 10:41:19 AM PDT by inpajamas
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To: slowhand520

This is kind of old. Like the Bush and Google thing.


24 posted on 09/06/2006 10:41:30 AM PDT by NapkinUser
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To: NRA1995

Of course, "shar[ing] our toys" means they take my toys....


25 posted on 09/06/2006 10:42:26 AM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some Freepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: dfwgator
You'd almost think a conservative wrote it and meant it as satire.

This should remove all doubt...

"Born and raised in Columbus, Ohio, I received a B.A. from Oberlin College and a Ph.D from Ohio State University. I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

26 posted on 09/06/2006 10:42:52 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (cair = hamas = iran = EVIL)
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To: sticker

No, it means dimorats are NUTS !!!


27 posted on 09/06/2006 10:42:59 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Notice, also, the stuffy Connecticut-style rich folks with the French poodle walking past the beggar, noses up-turned. Kim Jong Il would be proud. But, umm... French poodle... doesn't that describe a certain, recent Democratic candidate?


28 posted on 09/06/2006 10:43:34 AM PDT by dangus
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To: slowhand520
Some parodies from the Rush thread.


29 posted on 09/06/2006 10:43:35 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Dems - Your conduct is an invitation to the enemy, yet few of you have heart enough to join them.)
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To: slowhand520

Sent the author this...

Liberal Democrats

They feel the need; they want to rule your life,
Give them your money, they know better,
For if we did a better world, free of strife,
Is promised it says, so much to the letter,
Send them to the center as us, for us to bear,
Their burdens, after all is said, it is fair to care.
From what yours and you did, it was stolen, all,
And you have no right to demand they call,
For reason, return, work, or pure freedom from,
Those who would rule your life stack it up, beat the drum.
And leave you dead in spirit for the fight itself, is but a hum,
Of times past, of things past, fading freedom for all,
To be taken away for the good; have their way and maul,
All you are from deep within, the sure truth within and call,
For the under spirit to rule their minds, their hands, their feet,
Send you packing away from power to oversee and meet,
To set to undo the true, good, every sliver of the good,
If only they could they say, if only we would,
Send them to the center to steal, lie, can you see?
Every single spirit and truth, every single key,
For what have you after all is said and done?
But your brother who lives a different path,
Looks to you to save him without a thank you, run,
Don’t dare look back, away with you, suffer leftist wrath.

Andrew Huddleston
Jonesborough, Tennessee


30 posted on 09/06/2006 10:43:46 AM PDT by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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To: inpajamas

Excellent.


31 posted on 09/06/2006 10:44:24 AM PDT by gafusa
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To: slowhand520

Stereotypes and hate speech ... why am I not surprised?


32 posted on 09/06/2006 10:45:53 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
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To: rock_lobsta
I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"

Better check out Zachary again. Cats are only Democrats for the first 8 days of their lives. That's when they open their eyes and become Republicans.

However, someone might have registered him to vote as a Democrat.

33 posted on 09/06/2006 10:46:17 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Dems - Your conduct is an invitation to the enemy, yet few of you have heart enough to join them.)
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To: inpajamas

Other reasons Mommy is a Democrat:

- She's got the IQ of a 40 watt lightbulb.
- She only has little tree rats because of a weekend at the Kennedy compound.
- She hates her country.
- Her mommy and grandmommy were all democrats, and she never learned to think for herself.
- Her life partner, "Patty" demanded she vote for Dean.


34 posted on 09/06/2006 10:46:24 AM PDT by exile (Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
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To: slowhand520

Mommy is a Democrat because she hopped in the sack with a loser or two, and personal responsibility just ain't her thang, so out went the hand to git paid, and the Democrats stepped up to the plate with Great Society (tm) brand Charity. Now, she'll never amount to anything, even if she lives to 18 without cracking out.


35 posted on 09/06/2006 10:46:45 AM PDT by AbeKrieger (Liberals are the Mongol herds destroying America from within.)
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To: NRA1995

LOL, "Just like mommy does"?
So their mommy shares her toys?


36 posted on 09/06/2006 10:46:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (Fear my mighty throngs of killer bunnies...)
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To: slowhand520

Which if the founders said "Governments are instituted among men to provide them with a mommy."


37 posted on 09/06/2006 10:47:10 AM PDT by DManA
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To: slowhand520

Which if the founders said "Governments are instituted among men to provide them with a mommy."


38 posted on 09/06/2006 10:47:10 AM PDT by DManA
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To: Onelifetogive
Of course, "shar[ing] our toys" means they take my toys....

"We're going to take things away from you, for the common good"

39 posted on 09/06/2006 10:47:22 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: rock_lobsta
...my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats...

Yeah, they're all registered Democrats who vote in every election....even the frickin' cat.

I bet blood tests would show abnormally-high levels of estrogen in this "man's" bloodstreem.

40 posted on 09/06/2006 10:47:38 AM PDT by Petronski (David Gregory is a drug-addled psychotic scumbag.)
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