To: dfwgator
You'd almost think a conservative wrote it and meant it as satire.
This should remove all doubt...
"Born and raised in Columbus, Ohio, I received a B.A. from Oberlin College and a Ph.D from Ohio State University. I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"
26 posted on
09/06/2006 10:42:52 AM PDT by
rock_lobsta
(cair = hamas = iran = EVIL)
To: rock_lobsta
I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats" Better check out Zachary again. Cats are only Democrats for the first 8 days of their lives. That's when they open their eyes and become Republicans.
However, someone might have registered him to vote as a Democrat.
33 posted on
09/06/2006 10:46:17 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Dems - Your conduct is an invitation to the enemy, yet few of you have heart enough to join them.)
To: rock_lobsta
...my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats...Yeah, they're all registered Democrats who vote in every election....even the frickin' cat.
I bet blood tests would show abnormally-high levels of estrogen in this "man's" bloodstreem.
40 posted on
09/06/2006 10:47:38 AM PDT by
Petronski
(David Gregory is a drug-addled psychotic scumbag.)
To: rock_lobsta
Mommy's a Democrat; Unfortunately, Mommy has no self-esteem, so she's afraid to ask Daddy to marry her. He talks about being too modern for such an anachronistic institution, but the real reason is he doesn't want to give Mommy any money if she finds him naked with guys from the University theater department.
42 posted on
09/06/2006 10:48:43 AM PDT by
dangus
To: rock_lobsta
and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats" I bet the bloody cat is registered to vote, too ... I won't comment on the probability that he is, in fact, the actual, biological father of his "parther's" daughter.
43 posted on
09/06/2006 10:49:02 AM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: rock_lobsta
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin with my partner Julia, her daughter... and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats"
I'd hate to break it to "Mommy" (You know this guy tries on his "Partner's" pantsuits when she's not around), but no self respecting cat would ever be a democrap. Cats are self-reliant.
44 posted on
09/06/2006 10:49:14 AM PDT by
exile
(Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
To: rock_lobsta
Does this guy not look exactly like Paul Giamatti?
50 posted on
09/06/2006 10:55:07 AM PDT by
Rastus
To: rock_lobsta
and our cat Zachary - all lifelong Democrats" There is no such thing as a Democrat cat. All cats are imperialists ... with themselves as emperor.
64 posted on
09/06/2006 11:11:26 AM PDT by
LexBaird
(Another member of the Bush/Halliburton/Zionist/CIA/NWO/Illuminati conspiracy for global domination!)
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