MY 1,000TH SCREEN NAME AT FREEREPUBLIC ZOTTED!!!!!! I NEED A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

[the one thousand club]

To my best calculations, this is my 1,000th screen name at Free Republic!

This one will undoubtedly soon be banned, and besides this one, I only know of one other that's still active.

I first signed on in September 1999, and I only had a dozen screen names for the first two years.

But when the fascist mods showed up, the screen names multiplied. On some days I have had as many as 6!

Here's to disrupting the most dangerous website in America!

You guys are fools for supporting this place.

[MindBender26]

>Ever thought of maybe...getting a girlfriend or something?

I think he probably already has a husband.

[freedumb2003]

LOL -- I see the Viking Kitties have a night life!

[Rocko]

I'm too sexy for your zot.

[Pharmboy]

Eschoir, izzat uuuuu???

[MindBender26]

>Here's to disrupting the most dangerous website in America!

Thank you for your admission of malicious intent. You have just made yourself exceptionally liable for a civil action brought by JR and/or others.

In addition, if the evidence indicates that more than one person was involved, that you conspired with that person and the effect of your conspiracy was interstate, then RICO may well apply.

I'm sure your discrete address has been logged each time you logged in under the names you were so kind to provide tonight. Thank you for making it so very easy for JR.

Welcome to the real world.

[SkyDancer]

Don't they have an IP address they can stop?

[Becki]

Ever thought of maybe...getting a girlfriend or something?

Maybe he's got one of those penis pumps. He certainly doesn't get out much.

Becki

[federalist1]

My 15-year-old daughter is a kitty lover AND happens to be studying for her third degree black belt exam.

The video is GREAT! IF there are more where this came from, sign me up. Jo

[Gordongekko909]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

[M1Tanker]

The only fools are the leftists who follow the insanity of socialism and actively ally themselves with anyone who seeks the destruction of America and her Constitutional Republic.

Yes leftists, I am calling you traitors and allies of terrorists. You prove it daily and openly wear your treason as a "badge of pride". Someday, you will realize your Islamofacist/Maoist/Stalinist allies only used you and care nothing for you. And that day, you will either be taken as slaves by your "allies" or be exterminated by them.

If only you would wake up.....

[RichInOC]

Pardon my language, but you are one sad bastard, you know that?

[Thunder90]

How about 1,000 megatons???...

[Tamar1973]

Let me get this straight! You've been here 1000 times?! By now you must know the wrath of the Viking Kittties and the Dark Lords of FR will come down upon you, yet you keep showing up. There's a word for such a person as you: Masochist.

BTW, this is what my favourite Dark Lord of the Sith does to DUmmies like yourself.

[yield 2 the right]

[LukeL]

If only you knew that we use these topics to amuse ourselves.

[demkicker]

Why don't you just amuse yourself in front of your mirror popping your zits instead, you geek?

[LukeL]

[IronJack]

You should start collecting ZOTS, and the scathing wisdom shown by FReepers when responding to troll posts. It would make a great poster over the water cooler at DU, and could serve as a warning to the few of you lefties who still have half a brain that you're way, wayyyyyyyy out of your league over here.

C'mon guys, you're the ones who voted for AL GORE for cripes' sake! Do you really want to cross intellectual swords with conservatives? You'd have to carry your guts home in a bucket.

[12th_Monkey]

Go back and finish mud shark'n Ned Lamont...

[fish hawk]

What's that other club you belong too? Oh yeah, the 30,000 ft. club. Aren't those airplane bathrooms small?