A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-24-06....Finest Pet Day ~ Dear God From the Dog

gizmo, fredthecat, rusty

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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Welcome Finest Friends. JohnHuang2 has a much needed week off so we decided it was time for a little pet humor repeat of what our furry friends might say to God. Please feel free to share your furry friends stories, jokes OR the obligatory "show off your furry friend" pictures!!!! ENJOY!

DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG

Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?

Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?

Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :

I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And finally...Dear God from the Cat

Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good! MEOW!!!!

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[ST.LOUIE1]

Terrific collage, Dolly. Beautiful pets! : )

[DollyCali]

Thanks to both of you..I am embarrassed about then number of collages I have of my pets. Most are not uploaded. I just rotate them on my desktop or slide show them..because of the volume of photos I take almost daily, I have a lot of material to work with.

I talked with a gal last week...she wanted something with her pet in it for her new boyfriend but wasn't sure she had a pix!!!!(and the pet was 8 years old!) - so next week I will take some pix of her, pooch & them together..

different strokes, I guess.

[dutchess]

It's too darn early to be so cheerful!

Cute picture. Reminds me of me in the early morning!!!

[MEG33]

Hi (((((WOLFIE!!)))..I love pet day!

[dutchess]

Thanks for giving me a chuckle to start the day!

You're quite welcome. Thanks for checking in!

[dutchess]

Hi Rus. As always, thanks for posting ODB!

[dutchess]

Ah, sweet picture stopem. It has a pledge written all over it!

[MEG33]

I am not a photographer..but appreciate the work of those who are..i always enjoy your pet pictures, Dolly.

[dutchess]

arf back at you Peewee!!!! (and cyber cheese too) Love - Giz, Rusty and FredtheCat!

[dutchess]

Hi Geebee. Cute picture. Thanks :o)

[dutchess]

Oh, those pictures of Bambi & Thumper are so precious. Thanks for posting the link PAL!

[dutchess]

Hi Meg. Thanks. And I just had to include that precious Sassy!!! LOVE THAT PICTURE!

[dutchess]

Love that collage dolly! One of these days I have to learn to put one together!

[MEG33]

Sassy loves to be included!

[dutchess]

Hey bro! Long time (was internet impaired all last week!) Cute joke and GREAT to see you!

((((((WOLFIE))))))

[dutchess]

Okay, back to work. BBL!

[MEG33]

Do NOT let Weinie look at my picture!..

Squirrels, birds and earlier, raccoons, are my substitute
pets for now..I miss the kitties a lot but am enjoying
my wild things,too.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Hi Meg! Cute!

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

You have been richly blessed!

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

You're welcome. Ain't they cute!