Posted on 08/11/2006 7:58:33 AM PDT by genefromjersey
British Bank Releases Names of Terror Bombing Plot Suspects
Veracity Questioned : None Appear to Zionists !
London: A British bank has released the names of several suspects in the recently thwarted Airline Bombing plot.
The bank released the following names:
Abdula Ahmed Ali,
Cossor Ali,
Shazad Khuram Ali,
Nabeel Hussain,
Tanvir Hussain,
Umair Hussain,
Umar Islam,
Waseem Kayani,
Assan Abdullah Khan,
Waheed Arafat Khan,
Osman Adam Khatib,
Abdul Muneem Patel,
Tayib Rauf,
Muhammed Usman Saddique,
Assad Sarwar,
Ibrahim Savant,
Amin Asmin Tariq,
Shamin Mohammed Uddin,
Waheed Zaman.
An angry Islamic spokesperson denounced the release of these names to the public.
“This is profiling at its worst ! Where are the names of the Zionists we know to be responsible for this plot ?” , shouted Ibn Veri Badd –director of the prestigious Hed’Loppr Institute , located on Rottencrutch Square.
“Why are the names of peaceful,law-abiding Islamic citizens being bandied about in this fashion ? Everybody knows this is a filthy Mossad deception – just like the so-called 9/11 attack !”
“ Did you know that Jew Senator – Chuck Schumer was at Heathrow yesterday ? Heathrow ! What further proof do you need ?”
Director Badd concluded : “ It all has to do with that other Jew-Lieberman – who was defeated in the primaries by a likeable chap named Lamont. The Jew couldn’t stand being rejected ,so he got together with his Neo-Con friends in Washington and Israel to cook up this make-believe plot ! “
“Hands off our fine Islamic lads, you evil baby-killers !”
Can we expect the same for these murderous vermin?
I heard a Fox reporter say with a straight face that the names may be misleading because some of them appear be British who converted to Islam.
Those statements are so ridiculous, so ignorant, this must be a joke, sarcasm, right??
Hmmmm....
Abdula Ahmed Ali, Cossor Ali, Shazad Khuram Ali, Nabeel Hussain, Tanvir Hussain, Umair Hussain, Umar Islam, Waseem Kayani, Assan Abdullah Khan, Waheed Arafat Khan, Osman Adam Khatib, Abdul Muneem Patel, Tayib Rauf, Muhammed Usman Saddique, Assad Sarwar, Ibrahim Savant, Amin Asmin Tariq, Shamin Mohammed Uddin, Waheed Zaman.
Yep, all Irish.
...and baptist...
Yep..Not an O'Malley, O'Harrah, McDonnell, or heck Ronald, Donald, Sam, Stephen, Michael, Stanley, Christopher, etc., in the bunch.
We really need to keep fluids off planes. Yeah, right. WE KNOW WHAT THE TERRORISTS LOOK LIKE!
Do you have a link to these quotes?
Judging from the names, it appears the Albino Aleutian menace is rampant.
Lutherens - every one of them!!
Yes,technomage.It was intended as humor (humour in Brit-speak),with an obvious overlay of sarcasm.
Quite perceptive of you to notice,actually !
...or Lutheran....
I've said too much
**waving hands in your face** "you heard nothing....you heard nothing"
With a list of names like this ... I can think of several security measures that could be taken to discourage a list of individuals like this from martyring themselves.
Require all passengers to eat some pork
or
Require all passengers to wash hands in pig-blood
In either case, such Muslims would then be unclean and, hence, if they killed themselves trying to blow up an aircraft they wouldn't go to heaven and wouldn't get 72 virgins. If they don't intend to blow themselves up, then they have plenty of time to cleanse themselves AFTER the flight ... so, they shouldn't object.
Walford,this was posted as humor:satire,if you prefer.
Yep..Not an O'Malley, O'Harrah, McDonnell, or heck Ronald, Donald, Sam, Stephen, Michael, Stanley, Christopher, etc., in the bunch.
Actually there does appear to be one "Donald" (or at least "Don")...
The guy on the left is named "Don Stewart-Whyte," according to the Daily Mail.
Daily Mail article states he is a recent convert to Islam.
I dunno, if this is the guy the Fox News reporter talking about, he doesn't look very Anglo-Saxon to me with those heavy black eyebrows. But maybe he is.
The Potluck stops here.
I can also envision some sort of commercial opportunity - a jihad protection device that sprays pigs blood prior to or upon impact. Could be installed on a bus or train, in planes, in large buildings, or for personal use. It would give a whole new meaning to the term "concealed carry"
Outrageous? Yes. But no more so than taking away my water bottle or hair gel and subjecting me to a full body cavity search before I get on an airplane.
Lutherans!!! i shoulda known.
btw, what's casser ... oops?!
we baptists got an excuse (alibi) anyway ... tend to get a little hopped up sunday afternoons post-church @ golden corral (fried chicken, gravy everywhere...mmm)
as long as we get there before the methodists...
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