Posted on 08/04/2006 7:53:48 AM PDT by Caleb1411
In its last gasps a large animal is known to thrash around. Dinosaur fossils are often found in a classic death pose, with their heads bent backwards and their tails twisted up.
I dont mean Fidel Castro, who may be thrashing around in one of his first rate national health care beds right now, relying on the tender ministrations of a group of doctors feverishly working over him at the point of drawn Tokarev pistols and a few AK-74 rifles to insure medical accuracy and to lessen the chance of those dreaded "slip ups," which might foreshorten his colorful and revolutionary life.
Rather it is with CBS, whos twisting itself all out of shape preparing itself for the fabled return of its precious sojourning diva, the sainted Katie Couric, now that shes all calmed down and no longer scaring the very dickens out of the flying public with her riotous antics aboard underway aircraft during her conniption fits over a quick return for lost companions and pets.
At least the boyos in the glass house hope shes back on an even keel because theyve got big money riding on her.
"Hey," one of them hollers from the back of the cubicles, "Have we got the key woman insurance in place yet? In case some bozo throttles her during one of her tantrums? Yeah? Whew!"
As they used to say under Barnum & Baileys big top, its all show business. And if you dont know what it is, its jazz.
But CBS is slowly bringing things together for her arrival, with a peppy new song by James Horner, fresh from the Titanic overture, which all the honchos at the network hope isnt a precursor of future success. Itll be heavy on the subwoofers, though, to lend gravitas to the pert little
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The Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest finished up a few weeks ago, I think.
I can't wait for her hard-hitting stories on the positive effects of concealed-carry laws, the downsides of day care, and the trauma felt by women who've had abortions.
Churchill protected the 'truth" with a "bodyguard of lies". The MSM warps and disfigures the truth with its coterie of lies.
Canadafreepress is plagiarizing your trademarked subhead.
:^)
Weird scenes inside the feminist allegory: Her Royal Perkiness acts like a dumb cluck going around laying SeeBS eggs all over the place. (Image courtesy of demkicker's entertaining funny thread full of the usual suspects at The Summit on Something.)
I'll put him down for an "undecided."
I agreed with the writer's main points, but the writing was terrible.
Network News has become a form of liberally biased entertainment.
Unfortunately, outspoken liberal entertainment doesn't work, ask talk show host Mario Cuomo or the singers in the Dixie chick band.
Just awful. A case of the cutes mixed with a limited knowledge of grammar. Always a bad combination.
-- Throw the cow over the fence some hay.
-- Throw me down the stairs my hat.
-- Throw Mama from the train a kiss.
(They throw things around a lot, I guess.)
Lando
Burtis is an American.
I guess he didn't translate!
'The elite owners/publishers of ABCNNBCBS and the major dinosaur fishwraps are the modern day, Norman Bates. They are trying to keep the corpses alive by refusing to admit that they are dead and to bury them.'
'still can't get the image out of my mind of her visably crying on air when Republicains won the last election....
Katie's wrinkles are showing - hmmm , wonder if the extended time lapse between leaving her old job and taking on her new one is being used to get a younger face - ala Gretta?
At least CBSNEWS engaged a great music writer for whatever theme song they needed... The "Titanic" score is probably the appropriate analogy for CBS but I thought Horner's best recent score was for "The Spitfire Grill". JMHO.
FWIW SeeBS has hired the guy that wrote the music for the movie "Titanic" to compose new theme music for Katies' September 5 debut."Theres No Business Like Show Business"!
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