[ClearCase_guy]

Rather it is with CBS, who’s twisting itself all out of shape preparing itself for the fabled return of its precious sojourning diva, the sainted Katie Couric, now that she’s all calmed down and no longer scaring the very dickens out of the flying public with her riotous antics aboard underway aircraft during her conniption fits over a quick return for lost companions and pets.

The Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest finished up a few weeks ago, I think.

[SerpentDove]

I agreed with the writer's main points, but the writing was terrible.