Wolfing the surfers down left and right.
To: Kitten Festival
What's the mystery? The sharks are just hanging around a food source.
2 posted on
07/30/2006 9:55:01 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: Kitten Festival
We'd only need to exterminate three or four species of sharks, and there would never be another attack on a human. There would still be 297 species of the fricking things for "scientists" to "study"....
3 posted on
07/30/2006 9:56:30 AM PDT by
tomzz
To: Kitten Festival
They are just auditioning for that next movie, Jaws XVIII.
4 posted on
07/30/2006 9:57:13 AM PDT by
TomGuy
To: Kitten Festival
During this same time, an area slaughter house was secretly dumping tons of waste down the river and out on to the beaches. Another name for that is "chumming."
5 posted on
07/30/2006 9:57:41 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
To: Kitten Festival
If only the women would wear the tops of their bathing suits on these Brazillian beaches, none of this would be happening!
*SMIRK* :)
(I know some of the menfolk here wanted SOME reason, ANY reason to post pictures of lovely Brazillian women in bathing suits.) ;)
P.S. As for the shark attacks; Act like food, become food.
7 posted on
07/30/2006 10:02:23 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Kitten Festival
Brazilian food, once a niche cuisine, is now starting to catch on...
To: Kitten Festival
It's Israel's fault! They've sent the sharks after innocent children!
/sarc
10 posted on
07/30/2006 10:04:40 AM PDT by
proudofthesouth
(Mao said that power comes at the point of a rifle; I say FREEDOM does.)
To: Kitten Festival
Hey, one bite at a time. If this has been happening for the last 10 years, wouldn't logic tell the beachgoers to go elsewhere? (rhetorical)
To: Kitten Festival
Begin PC talking point...
Sharks don't attack people. Sharks are just as afraid of you as you are of them.
/PC talking point....
Really everyone, sharks are vegetarians.
17 posted on
07/30/2006 10:24:49 AM PDT by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Kitten Festival
have the Jets been informed of this?
To: Kitten Festival
"one of it’s most popular beaches."
Gasp! Forget the sharks. Canada is in danger of sliding off the English grammar shelf, weighted down with unnecessary apostrophes.
It's not 'it's' in the case of possession, it's 'its.' We're doomed.
22 posted on
07/30/2006 10:52:00 AM PDT by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com)
To: Kitten Festival
Hey - I will volunteer to go catch/kill sharks for them. Someone just needs to pay my way down there and I will do all I can to thin out the man-eater numbers (at least sharks).
23 posted on
07/30/2006 10:53:05 AM PDT by
TheBattman
(Islam (and liberalism)- the cult of a Cancer on Society)
To: Kitten Festival
White meat or dark?
24 posted on
07/30/2006 10:56:55 AM PDT by
AndrewB
To: Kitten Festival
Big deal, sharks have to eat to.
25 posted on
07/30/2006 10:58:56 AM PDT by
engrpat
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