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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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.Hello??
Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
TOPICS: Breaking News; Front Page News
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To: Roscoe Karns
Thank You From a Grateful n00b Ping! I don’t care who y’are; that’s funny right there!
561
posted on
02/09/2012 8:42:48 PM PST
by
Flotsam_Jetsome
(If not you, who? If not now, when?)
To: Roscoe Karns
HELP ! ! I'm stuck in an archived thread loop and can't get out !
Oy, seriesly !
562
posted on
04/20/2012 12:46:22 PM PDT
by
tomkat
(:-)
See !
You thought I was kidding.
It won't stop refreshing.
And it's making me talk to myself . . .
563
posted on
04/20/2012 12:54:07 PM PDT
by
tomkat
(:-)
To: Roscoe Karns
Roscoe Karns, you are one of a handful of FReepers to whom I could honestly say, “Dude, you don’t post nearly enough!”
564
posted on
04/20/2012 1:02:25 PM PDT
by
lonevoice
(Klepto Baracka Marxo, impeach we much.)
To: lonevoice
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To: lonevoice
To: Roscoe Karns
571
posted on
04/21/2012 6:23:49 PM PDT
by
lonevoice
(Klepto Baracka Marxo, impeach we much.)
To: Roscoe Karns
572
posted on
05/08/2012 11:14:30 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: JRios1968
Yes, there is ALWAYS someone home.
Spork Weasel: (Noun) Hand held device to remove stuck sporks from various machines in the manufacturing process.
No, really.
Okay, it is actually a small meerkat like creature with a colander glued to its head and held up by a balloon, but this is the Internets. We can define anything the way we like.
573
posted on
11/20/2012 9:54:46 AM PST
by
rlmorel
(1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
To: rlmorel
I have it on good authority a spork weasel looks just like a rabbit with a pancake on its head.
574
posted on
04/09/2013 6:02:56 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Cyber Liberty
To: Roscoe Karns
576
posted on
03/25/2014 6:47:11 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
To: Bullish
Aye, that! @ full speed. :-D
577
posted on
03/25/2014 7:09:00 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: DCBryan1
So I’m really, really, confused and get all the way to post 200 before noticing the date. Huh? “I love this bar.” FR never ceases to amaze me.
To: theneanderthal
LOL!! Thanks for the Ping!
579
posted on
03/25/2014 7:54:58 PM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
To: theneanderthal
Seems to be a realy good place to start a fundraising thread for the second quarter. The thread is classic old school FR.
FR=s discourse. Discussion. Argument.
Consensus aint happening.
Motivation is a product of discussion. FR rocks.
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