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Spork Weasel: (Noun) Hand held device to remove stuck sporks from various machines in the manufacturing process.
No, really.
Okay, it is actually a small meerkat like creature with a colander glued to its head and held up by a balloon, but this is the Internets. We can define anything the way we like.
I have it on good authority a spork weasel looks just like a rabbit with a pancake on its head.