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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: DejaJude

Yes, thanks.


261 posted on 07/29/2006 8:46:32 AM PDT by pookie18 ([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL -- worth a bump.

I haven't scanned the thread yet, but I think that ZOT9000 was what a Home Computer was going to look like.


262 posted on 07/29/2006 8:49:32 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: sionnsar

Ping for a ping to the UT -- this is dang funny!


263 posted on 07/29/2006 8:55:08 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: vox_freedom

I have been looking for that for months!


264 posted on 07/29/2006 8:59:01 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: freedumb2003

BTTT


265 posted on 07/29/2006 9:13:13 AM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

So that's what all the quarterly fund raising pays for!


266 posted on 07/29/2006 9:19:53 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Moderate Bumper Sticker: Bush Lied, Terrorists Died!)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Mr. Karns, that is the most creative and hilarious post I've seen since coming to FR. Bookmarked for posterity. You have raised the bar once more, Sir.
267 posted on 07/29/2006 9:27:34 AM PDT by Scothia ( When something important is going on, silence is a lie.)
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To: Repub4bush; bwteim; rightinthemiddle; andyk; tiredoflaundry; sono; markedmannerf; Matchett-PI; ...

Outstandingly funny ping!


268 posted on 07/29/2006 9:30:20 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
"A little closer and then -- ZOT!"
269 posted on 07/29/2006 9:30:45 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: cibco

Hey cibco, I probably just pinged you to this thread again, but this is great!


270 posted on 07/29/2006 9:31:16 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

As you can see the crux of the biscuit is a spork weasel.

271 posted on 07/29/2006 9:31:37 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: A.Hun

Book Mark for later viewing when I can see pictured instead of Red Xs..

Curse you IT Trolls! Curse you!


272 posted on 07/29/2006 9:32:12 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: DejaJude
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Here ya go!
273 posted on 07/29/2006 9:33:42 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Well done. How long did it take to compile? Just curious.


274 posted on 07/29/2006 9:34:33 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: MNJohnnie

Rotten IT trolls!


275 posted on 07/29/2006 9:35:02 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Hi Heels

Wow that's one eeeeeevilllllll kitty! :)


276 posted on 07/29/2006 9:35:04 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
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To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day; CougarGA7

Birth of a classic.


277 posted on 07/29/2006 9:36:16 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: BunnySlippers
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278 posted on 07/29/2006 9:36:35 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (NY Slimes the paper of record for OBL!)
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To: Roscoe Karns
BTTT - I knew FR was high tech, but I never expected such advanced use of spork-weasels.

Shalom.

279 posted on 07/29/2006 9:38:19 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: A.Hun

FOFL!!!! .. too funny
semi


280 posted on 07/29/2006 9:41:52 AM PDT by Mo1 (Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
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