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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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.Hello??
Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
TOPICS: Breaking News; Front Page News
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To: cibco; Admin Moderator
To: vox_freedom
242
posted on
07/28/2006 9:55:44 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(No I don't miss the single life at all.)
To: rzeznikj at stout
An instant classic for the thread jester ping list.
243
posted on
07/28/2006 9:59:08 PM PDT
by
zeugma
(I reject your reality and substitute my own in its place.)
To: zeugma
I agree. Ping going out shortly.
244
posted on
07/28/2006 10:13:33 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...
Thread Jester Ping
A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)
FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...
245
posted on
07/28/2006 10:15:48 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: Roscoe Karns
246
posted on
07/28/2006 10:38:06 PM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
To: Roscoe Karns
Wow. That is eerily like the Dharma Project on "LOST."
Funny, too.
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posted on
07/28/2006 10:58:39 PM PDT
by
La Enchiladita
(Down with "Proportionality" ...YES to Israel, NO to terrorism)...(((AM YISRAEL CHAI!)))
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Pay no attention to the Zotmeister behind the curtain... Okey dokey. Thanks for the ping!
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posted on
07/28/2006 11:01:06 PM PDT
by
La Enchiladita
(Down with "Proportionality" ...YES to Israel, NO to terrorism)...(((AM YISRAEL CHAI!)))
To: Caramelgal
Why is it that I find myself so strangely attracted to men with crew cuts, white button down shirts, pocket protectors, skinny ties and thick rimmed glasses sitting in front of big main frame terminals?
Well, as long as we're being honest here... you just like the sliderules, right?
I know I do ;o)
249
posted on
07/29/2006 12:13:09 AM PDT
by
Watery Tart
(I voted for RETRO, not Metro!)
To: Roscoe Karns; cmsgop
250
posted on
07/29/2006 3:22:55 AM PDT
by
Dog
To: Roscoe Karns
My day has started with side splitting laughter! Thank You, it is going to be a good day!
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posted on
07/29/2006 3:31:40 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
To: vox_freedom
252
posted on
07/29/2006 5:55:39 AM PDT
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
Comment #253 Removed by Moderator
To: Roscoe Karns
LMAO!!!!!
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posted on
07/29/2006 6:08:07 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: darkwing104
A truly excellent "ZOT" thread.
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posted on
07/29/2006 6:42:33 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Semi Civil Servant
Raindrops on roses,
And gunfire by kittens,
Bright copper kettles,
And warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages,
Tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . . I was humming that very tune when I posted. ;-)
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posted on
07/29/2006 6:53:51 AM PDT
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: Roscoe Karns
ROTFLMAO!
SPORKWEASEL indeed.
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posted on
07/29/2006 7:06:23 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
To: JustaDumbBlonde; Roscoe Karns
Speaking of catnip....
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posted on
07/29/2006 7:21:13 AM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
To: pookie18
Have you seen this? Funny stuff!
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posted on
07/29/2006 7:44:45 AM PDT
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: Roscoe Karns
"One billion jigawatts? ONE BILLION JIGAWATTS?
Great Scott!"
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