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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!!!


221 posted on 07/28/2006 8:22:24 PM PDT by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: eyespysomething; Roscoe Karns

I just spit pizza all over my screen. That's too, too, too funny.


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"


222 posted on 07/28/2006 8:25:59 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan,)
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To: Admin Moderator

Are you sure you aren't the Spork Weasel? :)


223 posted on 07/28/2006 8:41:43 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Roscoe Karns; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
We are in the presence of greatness.


224 posted on 07/28/2006 8:48:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Great job, RK...you got me ROFLMAO, and now my wife is wondering why she had to married an idiot like me! :)


225 posted on 07/28/2006 8:48:03 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Classic.


226 posted on 07/28/2006 8:52:40 PM PDT by jbstrick ( I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma)
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To: Genesis defender
"Are any of the creatures in this picture actual females?"

I'm sure that the one in black on the left is! Now I have 'I Feel Pretty' going through my head.

227 posted on 07/28/2006 9:00:18 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (The Democrat party is a bomb-throwing, political terrorist organization)
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To: Roscoe Karns
ROTFLOL!
228 posted on 07/28/2006 9:02:26 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: JRios1968; Admin Moderator
The catnip is apparently flowing pretty freely .....

;-)

229 posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:06 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (The Democrat party is a bomb-throwing, political terrorist organization)
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To: bitt; Roscoe Karns

All you spork weasels belong to us.


230 posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:15 PM PDT by Valin (http://www.irey.com/)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL, this is a treasure. Great job.....


231 posted on 07/28/2006 9:21:59 PM PDT by united1000 ("The price of greatness is responsibility. " Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Jim Robinson; Admin Moderator; La Enchiladita; RonDog; eeevil conservative; ...

Pay no attention to the Zotmeister behind the curtain...


232 posted on 07/28/2006 9:23:39 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Keeper BUMP


233 posted on 07/28/2006 9:26:53 PM PDT by Texas_Jarhead (Doing the jobs Americans won't do? Guess you haven't seen "Dirty Jobs")
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To: devolve; bitt; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Roscoe Karns

Thanks for the pings, I always enjoy Roscoe's parody!


234 posted on 07/28/2006 9:27:55 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns
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We gocha covered in the jigawatt category :)

Chainmail encapsulation module will cost you extra.

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235 posted on 07/28/2006 9:32:44 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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Road Kill Beeber AssociationZOT ZOT ZOT
236 posted on 07/28/2006 9:34:18 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

It's time to celebrate!


I don't know why, but celebrate!! Break out the catnip!


237 posted on 07/28/2006 9:41:13 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

You just might be interested in this one...


238 posted on 07/28/2006 9:48:45 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Going partly violently to the thing 24-7!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I think my nodes are tingling,but I'm laughing too hard to be sure yet!!!


239 posted on 07/28/2006 9:50:00 PM PDT by T Minus Four (Laughing out loud, out loud, out loud, out loud, out loud!!)
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To: DejaJude
No cats with machine guns?

One of my favorite things.

 


Raindrops on roses,
And gunfire by kittens,
Bright copper kettles,
And warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages,
Tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

240 posted on 07/28/2006 9:50:40 PM PDT by Semi Civil Servant (Colorado: the original Red State.)
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