Posted on 07/22/2006 4:13:06 PM PDT by wgflyer
Dear Mr. President,
Thank you for the letter you sent explaining the wonderful things the Republican party is doing for me and asking for money. A truely proper response would be too lengthy. As I wish not to take up too much of your valuable time, let me respond briefly and ennunciate the conditions under which the Republican party is eligible for what remains of my money.
I will donate $250.00 to the Republican party upon verification of the following:
1. FairTax enacted and IRS disbanded.
2. Borders 100 percent secure, Illegals rounded up and sent packing, those who hire them fined and/or jailed en masse and their social infrastructure in this country dismantled.
3. FEMA turned back into an emergency aid organization and not a tax-payer funded no-fault insurance company.
4. Actual social security reform.
5. For each Democrat (politician, media, etc.) and RINO successfully prosecuted and punished for treason.
6. Legislation prohibiting trial lawyers from breathing and funding enforcement thereof.
7. Felony punishment for emminent domain abuse at any level.
That is a starter list. I’m a regular cornocopia of donations under the right conditions. You, sir, and the Republican party currently do not qualify for any of them.
Regards.
so you don't want to donate?
Yeah, he's gonna get right on that for you.
Did you post this to be proof read or just for pats on the back?
How 'bout taking a couple of reality pills and post back again in the morning.
I read this occasionally, and wonder WHO is going to collect and process the tax payments, which have to come from somewhere. No matter how a tax is structured, there will always be someone trying to cheat the system.
Well, you sure told him off!
"Did you post this to be proof read or just for pats on the back?
Sorry...forgot to spell check...Spell check is my friend, spell check is my friend, spell check is.....
Wow...you don't ask much for $250 bucks, do ya?
Pretty effective I'd say.
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How I vote is one thing. To whom I donate is another. They already have enough of my money.
Yep, it brought you here.
I agree.
Might as well withhold donations until world hunger is eliminated and the Cubs win the World Series as well. If this is truly someone's attitude the Republicans are better off without him/her.
...I say, there in after. get back with me on this, cause I'm with you on that...
Childish. Must be a baby boomer.
I don't know how old Lurker is but you could be right.
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