Posted on 07/11/2006 11:33:49 AM PDT by tcostell
There is a market rumor going around that Fidel Castro has died. Any confirmation in the media?
"Dan Rather will be deeply saddened."
Don't forget about Barbara Walters.....
Yes!
Wonder what Chavez would do if that happened?
Castro then shows up an national TV and the rumors are blamed on the "enemies of the fatherland."
Cheap propaganda tricks.
Ahhh, lol my roomates gf's are going to be peeved. They bitch incessantly when i smoke a cigar, if i can buy cubans im gonna smell of glorious first and secondhand premium cigar smoke all the time which will drive them crazy
From your lips to Gods ears.
Don't know, but I'm pretty sure Zarquawi is still dead.
When I think of Castro, I will always think of that clip somebody (Leno, Kimmel, Stewart?) edited from the video of Castro falling off that short stage breaking his leg combined with a perfectly timed gunshot. LOL.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
Memories of the "Idi Amin is dead" threads back in the day are resurfacing. The good news is, sooner or later we'll get it right.
Unfortunately, the tryannical bastard probably died peacefully in an air conditioned bedroom with a glass of cognac and a cigar at his bedside, surrounded by personal physicians, with the reassuring knowledge that the Billions of dollars he's scraped off the backs of the Cuban people is safe in anonymous Swiss bank accounts.
Just ask your local Mexican to have his relatives bring some from Mexico when they sneak across the broder..........
We could learn something from Cuban healthcare.
I swear I posted mine before I saw that!! Great(or crazy) minds think alike!!
Swamp Castle!
If YOU were Castro's doctor what would YOU say?...................
Talk about an opportune time for a blockade of travel restrictions! Once they're in their little socialist paradise, dont let em back to this horrid facist capitalistic nightmare!
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