Posted on 06/29/2006 10:51:13 PM PDT by HAL9000
Ben Laden summons Bush to give the skin of Zarqaoui to its family
PARIS - the chief of the terrorist network Al-Qaïda, Usama Bin Laden, summoned American president George W. Bush to give the skin of Abou Moussab Zarqaoui to his family and promised that Jihad in Iraq would not stop with the disappearance of Zarqaoui, in an audio message put in line Friday.
"I say to Bush: you must give the skin of the hero to his family. You do not delight in addition to measurement. The banner (of Jihad, or holy war) did not fall: it was given to another lion of Islam. We will continue our combat against you everywhere (in the world), in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Somalia and in Sudan ", Ben Laden in a sound message declared in which it pays a vibrating homage posthumous to Zarqaoui.
Ben Laden also summoned the king Abdallah II of Jordan to leave the skin Zarqaoui return in its country.
"I say to your agent in Jordan: truce of tyranny. You prevented Abou Moussab, of alive sound, to return in its fatherland. Do not prevent it now (that he died). That which should leave in first of Jordan for Hijaz, they is well you ", declared Ben Laden.
"Hijaz is your fatherland and that of your ancestors before Great Britain does not indicate Abdallah I, as servant in Jordan", it added.
prisoner6
That is what is left of him. As we see the remains are handled with dignity.
BTW - Here are some of his fellows who are just about to meet their 72 virgins:
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You can have Zarqawi's hide as soon as we're done stretching it over this form:
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Bush, I say to you- you will give the skin of Zarquawi to his family. As you listen to this message, be advised that my associates and I are seeking legal counsel from your ACLU. By Allah- we will sue you Bush. We will take this matter to your Supreme Court. They will see to it that you follow our orders. You will be hearing from our attorneys soon.
Sincerely,
Osama
They need to ship this decaying sack of human garbage to a Purina plant in the U.S. where the body can be ground up and blended with swine feed. Russian authorities wrap the bodies of Islamic terrorists in pig skin and bury them secretly.
Bite my bender.
OBL is apparently suffering from third stage dementia. He can't even put a sentence together.
UBL also said that; "George Bush is a Pharaoh."
I'd like to find UBL out in the middle of the desert in a one-on-one...
Brrrrrrng. . .brrrrrng. . . click
WH: Thank you for calling the White House Comment Line. If you're calling from a touch tone phone, please press one.
Bup.
WH: If you'd like to leave a comment for the president, please press one.
Bup.
WH: All our operators are currently assisting other callers. Please wait for the next available operator. You will experience silence while you are waiting. Your call is important to us--
WH: This is the White House Comment Line. What state are you calling from?
OBL: The state of eternal jihad against the infidel devil in the Oval Office.
WH: And your comment for the president today?
OBL: You must return the skin of the hero to his family.
WH: Do you wish to add anything?
OBL: I have been instructed by Mohammed to fight the infidel wherever he may be until all the world proclaims there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet.
WH: Thank you for your comment for the president today. Good Bye.
Click.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sorry, it's marinating in runoff from the hog slaughtering plant. And there it shall remain.
Bin Laden demands...Hey you bearded pussy! how about WE demand you show up somewhere outside your cave and a five hundred pounder lands in your lap!
The body...Hey osama lama ding dong... come and get it...
Sorry, Osama, we're having it made into a football and are going to use it for the kickoff at the Super Bowl.
Come get it Osama.
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