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Bin Laden demands Bush return body of Zarqawi to his family in Jordan
AFP via Babelfish translation | June 30, 2006

Posted on 06/29/2006 10:51:13 PM PDT by HAL9000

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To: HAL9000

OBL...STFU.


41 posted on 06/30/2006 4:08:47 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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To: HAL9000
Actually, this isn't a bad idea. We should offer to return the body to OBL himself if he'll give us an address and agree to sign for it.

tick, tick, tick

42 posted on 06/30/2006 6:19:21 AM PDT by LS
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To: HAL9000

Yes by all means return the body.

May I also suggest that Big Al's private parts be wrapped in in a pigs hide blanket.


43 posted on 06/30/2006 6:23:21 AM PDT by OKIEDOC (2008 Democrat Motto: A Dixie Chick on pot, a Chinese bicycle in your garage and a Mexican maid)
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To: HAL9000

Instead, Zarqaoui's body should be wrapped in bacon, strapped to a drone packed with heavy explosives, and sent to Mecca.


44 posted on 06/30/2006 6:24:16 AM PDT by reelfoot
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To: HAL9000

Sorry, osama lama ding dong, he is sleeping with the fishes.


45 posted on 06/30/2006 6:30:12 AM PDT by RetSignman
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To: HAL9000

I believe the sovereign government of Iraq has custody of the body. Take it up with them, oh camera-shy one.


46 posted on 06/30/2006 7:21:32 AM PDT by Dilbert56
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To: HAL9000

Osama,

Sounds good to us. We'll meet you at First and Main in Baghdad. Come by yourself.

USMC


47 posted on 06/30/2006 7:30:11 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God is giving you countless observable clues of His existence!)
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To: HAL9000

"We will continue our combat against you everywhere (in the world)..."

This must be a Karl Rove videotape that allows President Bush to justify going into Iraq for the oil and for revenge against Saddam for attempting to assassinate his father.


48 posted on 06/30/2006 7:32:53 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God is giving you countless observable clues of His existence!)
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To: HAL9000

Come and get it, Binnie!


49 posted on 06/30/2006 7:35:49 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: HAL9000

I demand a pony.


50 posted on 06/30/2006 7:37:29 AM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Political troglodyte with a partisan axe to grind)
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To: HAL9000
Bin Laden is either dead or else he shaved off his beard, took off his funny hat and nightgown, put on a long T-shirt and a baseball hat with the bill turned backward, boarded one of his executive jets and is not living in Para mus, New Jersey under the assumed name of Osama bin Smith (to throw off the CIA).
51 posted on 06/30/2006 7:37:51 AM PDT by R.W.Ratikal
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To: HAL9000
Bin Laden is either dead or else he shaved off his beard, took off his funny hat and nightgown, put on a long T-shirt and a baseball hat with the bill turned backward, boarded one of his executive jets and is not living in Para mus, New Jersey under the assumed name of Osama bin Smith (to throw off the CIA).
52 posted on 06/30/2006 7:38:44 AM PDT by R.W.Ratikal
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To: HAL9000

He's dead this is all bullshit.


53 posted on 06/30/2006 7:39:26 AM PDT by Unicorn (Too many wimps around.)
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To: R.W.Ratikal

Sorry, that's "Now living in Paramus, New Jersey, etc.


54 posted on 06/30/2006 7:40:13 AM PDT by R.W.Ratikal
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To: HAL9000

I say we cremate him and spread his ashes in a pig sty.


55 posted on 06/30/2006 7:46:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: HAL9000

If old Zark's skin is seperate from the body, why don't we just make a pair of shoes for the President?


56 posted on 06/30/2006 7:50:14 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: Brad from Tennessee
Russian authorities wrap the bodies of Islamic terrorists in pig skin and bury them secretly.

Is that true?

57 posted on 06/30/2006 7:50:33 AM PDT by GOPJ ('Pinch' has been named al-Qaida's Employee of the Month for the 12th straight month-Phil Brennan)
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To: HAL9000

Can we stuff a pig into the skin first?


58 posted on 06/30/2006 7:51:47 AM PDT by Politicalmom (Nearly 1% of illegals are in prison for felonies. Less than 1/10 of 1% of the legal population is.)
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To: HAL9000
For just a few hundred he could hire a lawyer and get the Supreme Court to order it returned because we didn't have a valid warrant.

That Osama sure is tight with a dollar!

59 posted on 06/30/2006 7:53:21 AM PDT by mrsmith
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To: HAL9000
We will continue our combat against you everywhere (in the world), in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Somalia and in Sudan ", Ben Laden in a sound message declared in which it pays a vibrating homage posthumous to Zarqaoui.

Ahh, that would explain a few things about you and the rest of your fellow islamies, uncle binny.


60 posted on 06/30/2006 7:58:21 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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