Posted on 06/29/2006 10:51:13 PM PDT by HAL9000
Ben Laden summons Bush to give the skin of Zarqaoui to its family
PARIS - the chief of the terrorist network Al-Qaïda, Usama Bin Laden, summoned American president George W. Bush to give the skin of Abou Moussab Zarqaoui to his family and promised that Jihad in Iraq would not stop with the disappearance of Zarqaoui, in an audio message put in line Friday.
"I say to Bush: you must give the skin of the hero to his family. You do not delight in addition to measurement. The banner (of Jihad, or holy war) did not fall: it was given to another lion of Islam. We will continue our combat against you everywhere (in the world), in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Somalia and in Sudan ", Ben Laden in a sound message declared in which it pays a vibrating homage posthumous to Zarqaoui.
Ben Laden also summoned the king Abdallah II of Jordan to leave the skin Zarqaoui return in its country.
"I say to your agent in Jordan: truce of tyranny. You prevented Abou Moussab, of alive sound, to return in its fatherland. Do not prevent it now (that he died). That which should leave in first of Jordan for Hijaz, they is well you ", declared Ben Laden.
"Hijaz is your fatherland and that of your ancestors before Great Britain does not indicate Abdallah I, as servant in Jordan", it added.
He don't tell us what to do!
From what I could tell from the photos, all that was left was the foreskin.
Have at it, Osama.
Bush should tell Osama to come over to the White House and he will give IT to him.
"Ben Laden summons Bush to give the skin of Zarqaoui to its family"
Sure thing Binny, come on over and pick it up.
Turn yourself in and maybe we'll consider your request. ;)
"Sure Osama-dood. We'll return the body to Jordan. In fact, please come to Baghdad personally to claim it...."
The more exposure that bin Laden gets, the less odd Ed Gein looks.
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Hey Osama, write a letter to Murtha, or Pelosi, or Kerry, or Kennedy. If all else fails, write a letter to the editor of the New York Times. I'm sure one, or all, of the above would be glad to help you in obtaining your demand.
And the leopard skin nightie..
Tell him to stick his head up a dead bear's bum!
Send his "skin" to a sausage plant. Then send it home.
Make that a PORK sausage plant!
That goes without saying.
The skin? What's Osama gonna do, get a taxidermist? Is there something in Islam that makes the skin more desirable than the whole remains?
Funny, I don't recall Osama asking for the skins of those 19 demonoids who murdered thousands in the WTC attack. I'm sure their skins roasted like pork rinds, and they're roasting even hotter now.
Speaking of roasting pork, I think I'm gonna do up some baby backs for the 4th of July.
Bush will get right on it.
Perhaps, the body could be returned, after wrapping it in pigskin.
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