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The Greatest Kos Posting Ever
National Review - The Corner ^ | 06/13/06 | [John Podhoretz

Posted on 06/13/2006 5:58:21 PM PDT by GWB00

The poster's handle is CheChe. The text captures everything you need to know about the Angry Left:

I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would be going to Iraq when so many things are wrong in this country. "Doesn’t Mr. Bush care about us anymore?" she asked pitifully.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. "Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the grief of Little CheChe.


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To: GWB00

"And then I awoke from this nightmare, relieve, know that I didn't have a daughter. I had that fetus aborted years ago. Whew!

81 posted on 06/13/2006 6:34:59 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: Lancey Howard
Everyone knows the most spiritual place in the world is Sedona, Arizona. With its "medicine wheels" and extremely powerful vortexes, it's the best place to communicate with the higher powers that influence our world, plus they've got some really good restaurants. After pawning some things for gas money, we prepared to leave as soon as possible.

After arriving in Sedona, Scooter left to purchase some things he needed, and I prepared for our solemn ritual. I scouted a medicine wheel just outside of town and after sampling its vibrations, selected prayer crystals with matching frequencies. I prepared some peyote (an essential element in advanced religious ceremonies), and donned my Indian prayer shawl. With everything ready, I waited for Scooter.

Just when I was about ready to start without him, Scooter finally showed up. It was obvious he was taking no chances. Somehow he had gotten hold of what appeared to be some sort of Catholic cardinal's outfit or something. He had these flowing robes, a big sash, a bunch of assorted crucifixes, prayer beads, etc, around his neck, and on his head was one of those weird hats like the Pope wears. I noticed Scooter had glued some stuff on top of the hat, including a plastic Buddha and a statue of the Virgin Mary. He had images pinned to his outfit of Sun Myung Moon, Jesus, Pope John Paul, Billy Graham, Gandhi, Benny Hinn, and for some reason, Elvis Presley. I have to admit, I felt safer just being close to him and the energy he was emanating was absolutely incredible!

After downing some peyote, we started walking the wheel and chanting in the sweltering heat. After about an hour, just as I started feeling at one with the universe, I suddenly had a startling awareness that the Devil himself was among us... I intensified my chanting, and rubbed the crystals so hard my fingers cramped, but to no avail. I sensed the evil presence getting closer and closer to me, then suddenly felt his hot breath on my neck and ...

Visit Peace Moonbeam for the rest of her story.

82 posted on 06/13/2006 6:36:03 PM PDT by CedarDave (New Dem values: integrity, civility, accountability. Dem examples: Jefferson, McKinney and Kennedy)
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To: GWB00
"Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”

Come on now! That post can't be real! Somebody is putting us on.

If somebody really did post that, then it must've been a FReeper trying to stir up trouble at the DailyKos and making them sound dumb. Oh, wait! I almost forgot: those are liberals I'm talking about! They are that dumb! Anyhow, how can anybody be that stupid? For a real person to post that, he/she would have to have an IQ below zero. With an IQ that low, somebody else would've had to do the typing for her/him.

Ok now, come clean. Which right-winger pretended to be posting that DK post?
83 posted on 06/13/2006 6:37:18 PM PDT by adorno
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To: Anti-Bubba182

"It would take a stomach of iron not to heave at the condescensions of liberals" -- Oscar Wilde (after having been mugged)


84 posted on 06/13/2006 6:41:00 PM PDT by Dionysius
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To: GWB00

Che-Che -- traitor in training.


85 posted on 06/13/2006 6:43:22 PM PDT by Dionysius
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To: GWB00
I remember when my 5-year old son asked me, "Daddy, what is a blow job?"

Thanks a lot, Slick!

86 posted on 06/13/2006 6:43:34 PM PDT by Redleg Duke (¡Salga de los Estados Unidos de América, invasor!)
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To: GWB00
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice when she murmured, "Better put some ice on it, Daddy," helped me to get through it.
87 posted on 06/13/2006 6:44:02 PM PDT by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
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To: GWB00

"For the children...."


88 posted on 06/13/2006 6:44:23 PM PDT by norton
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To: cripplecreek

seriously....

Laura Ingraham played Joe Wilson's speech at the Lunatic Leftist Convention in Vegas last week....talk about an Oscar Award winning performance....


89 posted on 06/13/2006 6:44:29 PM PDT by God luvs America (When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
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To: GWB00

I call BS. Can these people really be living a life that's like a hyperventilating soap opera? And these are the people who want to run the country and handle our security? They can't even handle the President being out of the country.

Now, be a real man and tell your daughter how President Clinton bombed somebody whenever he got in trouble.


90 posted on 06/13/2006 6:44:57 PM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: GWB00; eyespysomething

91 posted on 06/13/2006 6:45:10 PM PDT by Xenalyte (The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.)
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To: weegee

I don't think I would call driving a child to tears over politics as "raising a child". Child abuse is more like it.


92 posted on 06/13/2006 6:45:23 PM PDT by Dreagon
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To: goldfinch

"Liberals don't have kids."

Some have one or two that lived.


93 posted on 06/13/2006 6:46:09 PM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: GWB00

What kind of guy uses the screen name of CheChe?


94 posted on 06/13/2006 6:46:55 PM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: weegee

LOL!


95 posted on 06/13/2006 6:47:32 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Scientists Are Itching to Blame Poison Ivy's Effect on Global Warming)
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To: GWB00; pinz-n-needlez; onyx; ohioWfan; Texasforever; BigSkyFreeper; Tamzee; mrs tiggywinkle; Dog; ..

WOW .. That post sort of reminds me of election night in 2004


BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


96 posted on 06/13/2006 6:47:59 PM PDT by Mo1 (DEMOCRATS: A CULTURE OF TREASON)
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To: GWB00
Typical moonbat drama queen nonsense. None of that weepy-eyed schlock dialogue happened of course, and most of the KOS readers probably know it because they make up imaginary scenes like that in their own minds.

But it will still bring tears to the eyes of some moonbats and howls of rage from other moonbats. You have to realize that they live on Fantasy Island where reality is whatever you think it should be.

97 posted on 06/13/2006 6:48:09 PM PDT by epow (The way of the cross leads home.)
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To: infidel29

"CheChe...?
As if one Che wasn't enough."

I'm sure that's who she's named after.


98 posted on 06/13/2006 6:48:31 PM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: badgerlandjim
"Better put some ice on it, Daddy."

Tears running down my cheeks... I can't catch my breath... My sides are hurting!

99 posted on 06/13/2006 6:48:52 PM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: GWB00
"I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult -"

Yet another commonality between liberalfascists and Islamofascists: Both think they sound so measured and reasonable as they spin their delusions and lies.

100 posted on 06/13/2006 6:49:26 PM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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