The Greatest Kos Posting Ever

National Review - The Corner ^ | 06/13/06 | [John Podhoretz

[GWB00]

The poster's handle is CheChe. The text captures everything you need to know about the Angry Left:

I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would be going to Iraq when so many things are wrong in this country. "Doesn’t Mr. Bush care about us anymore?" she asked pitifully.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. "Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the grief of Little CheChe.

[Verginius Rufus]

Maybe CheChe is having a flashback to the Carter administration, when Jimmy went to Poland and told the Poles that he had "abandoned" the U.S.

That wasn't what Carter had intended to say, but how it came out thanks to having an incompetent interpreter.

[Bush gal in LA]

It was hysterical! The Washington Journal comes on here at 4.00 am, and I was laughing so hard I woke hubby up. LOL! Anyway if you go to the breaking stuff on the right, in the thread that is titled ''No indictment of Rove'' another guy heard this nut job this morning also . It's on post #56!

[bwteim]

Aieeeee! indeed.
The replies to CheChe's touching stories are even funnier.:
" Be strong! It sounds like you are raising a wonderful daughter! We have to fight for her now, so she can fight for us later. by KOS USER on Thu May 11, 2006 at 10:05:46 AM PDT"
But, they have their TROLL detectors, too.
Oh, come on!! That story sounded so familiar - sort of like the same story you told April 19 URL but even more like the one on April 27 URL
Do you and your daughter really spend so much time crying on the sofa over the state of the country? by KOS USER on Thu May 11, 2006 at 10:49:17 AM PDT
but CheChe is affronted and responds [Let's hear it for CheChe!] ;)
I'm simply not going to apologize for loving and comforting my daughter. She happens to be very concerned about the course of this country and if you want to make fun of that, well, good for you.
by CheChe on Thu May 11, 2006 at 11:35:38 AM PDT

[InvisibleChurch]

so how old is this child? i'll bet in her 30s or 40s, a typical stay-at-home pud...

[CedarDave]

Actually, this sounds like one of those made-up stories that politicians tell all the time...in order to make their point of view sound so important...

You mean like John Kerry's Cambodia incursion?

[Txsleuth]

Bingo....and his "hat story"...that the supposed CIA agent gave him....hehe

[God luvs America]

this is getting funny....

[DCPatriot]

The kid's name is probably Norma Bates.

[ChildOfThe60s]

For some odd reason, this brings to mind something that happened over 30 years ago. Some buddies and I were sitting around getting wasted (yes, horrors! wasted!) and we thought it would be funny to write a letter to Penthouse. If you ever read one in those days, you know they were about as realistic sounding as Che Che's post. We just couldn't do it. Even stoned out of our gourds, we just couldn't make up something like that.

This is so absurd, I could almost think it was real (at least real in Che Che's mind).

Anyway, this is a win-win for us. If real, whoa, these people are no longer on the same planet. If not, they are awfully close for this to be so funny.

[prairiebreeze]

Barf.

[hinckley buzzard]

This is a good illustration of leftwing child abuse. This varmint has traumatized his very own daughter with his calculated lies about the country, the pres, the GOP. Anyone who thinks liberals care about their children should read this account and reflect on who is gratuitously hurting this vulnerable child.

[Mike Darancette]

There's a kid that will need an awful lot of couch time in later years.

[Soul Seeker]

I saw that one, shook my head in amusement but also felt (if this poster is who they say they are and does have a child and never know) this poor kid is going to be so screwed up with a parent like this.

I liked this one from DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x233547

The man shot someone in the face, and the person he shot apologized, fercripessake! The hell with Teflon, I want my next frypan to be lined with Republican! --- Nothing sticks to these people. Nothing.

That one was pure enjoyment. LOL

[Tanniker Smith]

I has got to be a hoax. Liberals don't have kids.

Sure they do. A few years ago, anyone that was anybody got themselves a crack baby. They were all the rage. You couldn't go to a party without one. You just had to get a crack baby to show that you cared.

I suppose now that crack babies aren't "in" anymore that some of the Liberals still have theirs.

TS

[xp38]

This brings back memories of the Grandfather Twilight endorsement of Dennis Kucinich for President thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1055474/posts

[Diddle E. Squat]

That post reminds me of all the wailing and gnashing of teeth by our own Freeper tinfoil brigade on this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1648437/posts?page=287

"Daddy, why are the Build-a-burger bosses of Presidente Jorge trying to eliminate the United States and all our jobs, smuggle in terrorists, and make us speak Spanish?"

Kookery knows no political boundaries...

[Mike Darancette]

I had a moment like that with my oldest daughter when she asked me why her first pay check was so small and I had to explain deductions.

[Redcloak]

I'm sure that this is on Li'l CheChe's bookshelf.

[mikrofon]

Acting!

[Lewite]

Reply to post #1

Plus Blow Job Billie was giving vital secrets to the Chicoms and no telling who else!!!