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The Cartoon Wars Are Over (We Lost)
The Weekly Standard ^ | May 1, 2006 | Duncan Currie

Posted on 04/24/2006 6:16:04 PM PDT by RWR8189

 

"EVER SINCE THOSE CARTOONS in Denmark, the rules have changed. Nobody shows an image of Muhammad anymore." When a character on the animated TV show South Park made that avowal a few weeks ago, he could easily have been speaking for media outlets across Europe and North America. This past winter's Cartoon Jihad occasioned far fewer robust defenses of press freedom than it did craven surrenders to the threats of radicals. Now, even South Park, Comedy Central's irreverent powerhouse, has felt the backlash.

Sometime in March, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker approached network executives with their idea for an episode satirizing the Danish cartoon spat. Could they depict the Muslim prophet Muhammad on screen? No way, came the immediate reply. True, Comedy Central had allowed South Park to broadcast a Muhammad character five years earlier, in the episode "Super Best Friends." But that episode debuted on July 4, 2001--just before the 9/11 terrorist attacks. "A lot changed two months later," one source close to the show told me, explaining the network's decision. "It's a vastly different world that we live in right now." Yes: a world where terrorists apparently have veto power over American television.

Stone and Parker did not take Comedy Central's censorship lightly. They made the two "Cartoon Wars" episodes an acerbic rebuke to the network. At the moment Muhammad is poised to appear, the screen goes black, and a brief message announces that Comedy Central "has refused to broadcast" the prophet's image. When the censored episodes aired--on April 5 and April 12--the blogosphere erupted with scathing indictments of the network's pusillanimity. Many conservatives also found a new reason to appreciate Stone and Parker's talents. "I'm not a fan of South Park," wrote Michelle Malkin after the April 5 show. "But the emails I've been getting all day from South Park viewers about last night's episode just might change my mind."

Part I of "Cartoon Wars" begins with Y2K-style pandemonium breaking loose, as South Park natives loot stores and hoard toilet paper before crowding into a community center. It turns out the Fox cartoon Family Guy is set to air an image of Muhammad, sparking riots across the Muslim world and leading a terrorist named al-Zawahri to vow swift retaliation. But at the last minute, Fox censors the Muhammad image, thus averting a showdown.

The four main South Park kids--Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman--trek to Kyle's house to watch the episode on TiVo. When Kyle's liberal parents catch them, his father smashes the TV with a baseball bat while his mother lectures them about "Muslim sensitivity training." Then the boys get word that Family Guy will be broadcasting another episode with Muhammad--this time, uncensored. Terrorist kingpin Zawahri warns against it, promising a "massive" response.

At a town meeting, South Parkers hear from a university professor. "Our only hope," he says, "is to make the Muslim extremists know that we had no part in the Muhammad episode: that even though the episode aired, we didn't watch it, we didn't hear it, and we didn't talk about it." How do they do that? Simple. "We bury our heads in sand." By enlisting some two dozen dump trucks, the professor explains, they can stockpile enough sand for the whole town. "We can avoid looking like we're responsible for any part of this at all."

The heads-in-the-sand fad soon sweeps the nation. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman are racing for Hollywood. Cartman wants the Family Guy episode canned, in hopes that it will bring down the whole show. Kyle wants it to air and strike a blow for free speech. The White House press corps wants to know why President Bush hasn't thrown the Family Guy writing staff in prison. ("Forgive me, Mr. President," one reporter smirks, "but this 'First Amendment' sounds like a lot of bureaucratic gibberygoo.")

Kyle and Cartman both wind up in the Fox president's office just seconds before the episode is due to air. Brandishing a gun, Cartman demands it be cancelled. The Fox boss starts to comply.

"You can't do what he wants just because he's the one threatening you with violence," squeals an exasperated Kyle.

"I can't be responsible for people getting hurt, especially me," grovels the Fox prez.

"Yes, people can get hurt," Kyle admits. "That's how terrorism works. But if you give in to that . . . you're allowing terrorism to work. Do the right thing here."

He's still wavering.

"If you don't show Muhammad," Kyle adds, "then you've made a distinction between what is okay to poke fun at, and what isn't. Either it's all okay, or none of it is."

Finally, the Fox prez agrees to broadcast the episode uncensored. Before Family Guy's Muhammad comes on screen carrying a football helmet, a black slate flashes with word of Comedy Central's prohibition. Then, when the show returns, we see the terrorists' retaliation: a short production by Zawahri, Osama bin Laden, and "al Qaeda Films." The movie shows Americans defecating on each other, and Jesus defecating on George W. Bush and the American flag.

The Catholic League's William Donohue, a perennial South Park scourge, blasted Stone and Parker as "little whores" for the Jesus gag. "They'll sit there and they'll whine and they'll take their shot at Jesus," he told the AP. Donohue missed the point entirely: It wasn't Jesus being mocked; it was Comedy Central. By highlighting the network's double standard--okay to offend Christians, not okay to offend Muslims--South Park, which has averaged nearly 3.5 million viewers per episode this season, affirmed that free expression may at times lead to hurt feelings. But that's no reason to capitulate, especially not when political correctness becomes physical intimidation.

On April 13, Comedy Central issued a statement defending its censorship. "In light of recent world events, we feel we made the right decision." The Cartoon Jihad may be over. But when even South Park is stifled by "recent world events," it becomes clearer than ever who won.

 

Duncan Currie is a reporter at The Weekly Standard.


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To: JCEccles

They spent 2 episodes talking about it. They were informed in March CC wouldn't show Mohamed, that's when "it" happened.


61 posted on 04/25/2006 8:54:08 AM PDT by discostu (raise your glass of beer on high, and seal your fate forever)
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To: Cindy

I can almost hear Edward Everett Horton saying, "oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, that's quite a long list!"


62 posted on 04/25/2006 10:29:16 AM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken.)
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To: EveningStar

Well, Family Guy is pretty popular. Not many programs get resurrected from the dead. The funny part about Family Guy is that many of the jokes DON'T have anything to do with the plot. That and they enjoy taking a punchline way, way, way past the point where it should have been ended. The South Park guys are pissy about the fact that somebody else is making people laugh using a different form of comedy. I don't know why jealousy doesn't seem like the most obvious conclusion. If the tables were turned, it certainly about seem like jealousy then.


63 posted on 04/25/2006 10:57:12 AM PDT by bpjam (Now accepting liberal apologies.....)
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To: bpjam

I don't think it's jealousy at all. I think they were looking for another show that might be likely to show Mohamed and would probably do it in a non-insulting way. Family Guy, with it's constant use of non sequitor humor, is the obvious candidate, and really the only candidate. And the fact that they decided Kyle, who's generally the smartest of the 4 kids, loves the show is something that has to be considered.


64 posted on 04/25/2006 11:05:22 AM PDT by discostu (raise your glass of beer on high, and seal your fate forever)
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To: Aetius
You're right, but more importantly, they were dead-on with their sarcasm. I downloaded the Real Media files and showed them to my (in their 80's) parents. Even they got the distinction that Donohue (is it true that he was "Old Cracker? ;'} missed.

They had some filler (it was a two-parter, after all), but they were brilliant.

Wish I could say the same for "A Million Little Fibers"...
67 posted on 04/25/2006 11:58:32 AM PDT by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: Rakkasan1

Maybe if they changed the back to say "Ha Ha! Made you look! I'd buy one.....


68 posted on 04/25/2006 11:59:49 AM PDT by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: discostu

I see him in the beginning of each South Park episode when they show the whole town.


69 posted on 04/25/2006 4:22:12 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

They seem to have snuck that one in. That's the new season's splash screen which probably went in after the discussion. Probably since it's an old drawing from an old episode they've rerun since 9/11 CC will let it pass.


70 posted on 04/25/2006 4:23:34 PM PDT by discostu (raise your glass of beer on high, and seal your fate forever)
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To: SittinYonder

That made me laugh. You're too much.


71 posted on 04/25/2006 7:54:23 PM PDT by Gumption
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To: Gumption; eyespysomething
That made me laugh

I'm glad :-) It made me laugh too.

You're too much

Think of how my poor wife feels ... she has to live with me.

72 posted on 04/25/2006 7:57:03 PM PDT by SittinYonder (That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
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To: Cindy

It was fine. Not too much.


73 posted on 04/25/2006 8:05:17 PM PDT by Radix (Stop domestic violence. Beat abroad.)
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To: SittinYonder
She either has tremendous amount of patience or a fabulous sense of humor ... or both. Either way, you're a lucky guy.

keep 'em guessin'

74 posted on 04/25/2006 8:14:20 PM PDT by Gumption
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To: mnehrling

>>..lol.. he finds more insult when SP makes fun of people worshiping statues of his goddess than Islam does in Momo cartoonse<<
He is a dork who gives us Catholics a bad name but who exactly do you think is "His goddess"?


75 posted on 04/25/2006 8:26:21 PM PDT by netmilsmom (To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
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