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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^ | March, 2006 | Josephine Hammond

Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo

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To: Tanniker Smith

We had African-American twins in school several years ago with exactly the same name. He went by the first name and she went by the middle name.


361 posted on 03/30/2006 1:34:29 PM PST by Library Lady
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To: Laura Earl

the twins across the street are Nicholas and Dakota....Nic and Cody. cody got screwed.


362 posted on 03/30/2006 1:34:42 PM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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To: chemicalman

I once knew a guy named Richard Head. His parents were cruel people.


363 posted on 03/30/2006 1:34:51 PM PST by TXBSAFH (Proud Dad of Twins, What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!!!!!!)
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To: Mr. Mojo
Potential problems for their kids are an afterthought
True, so true.
You know, if you wanted to do something stupid like this, give them a normal middle name - something they could use later in life.

GE

PS: Good to see you around - I haven't run into you in a while!
364 posted on 03/30/2006 1:35:10 PM PST by GrandEagle
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To: TXBubba
Although black folks are the most "creative" when it comes to naming their kids, white folks either get creative with alternative spellings (Sandee, Brytnee) or give them a yuppie name like Cameron (Spanish for Shrimp!) or Parker.
365 posted on 03/30/2006 1:35:27 PM PST by Clemenza (I Just Wasn't Made for These Times)
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To: hispanarepublicana
-"cutesie" names on little boys and little girls won't look so "cutesie" with "Governor" or "Senator" in front of those "cutesie" names as will strong names like Victoria and James

One of my Catholic friends gave me the advice once...see how the name sounds with "Father" or "Governor" in front of it. It weeded a lot of names out as they sounded really dorky with titles.

366 posted on 03/30/2006 1:35:30 PM PST by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: TXBSAFH

Richard Allred isn't much better.


367 posted on 03/30/2006 1:35:44 PM PST by hispanarepublicana (Hey, Washington, which laws do I get to break?)
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To: twippo

I remember the 18th-Century preachers Cotton Mather and Increase Mather.

Wacky. But not as wacky as naming your kid some of the things noted in the article.


368 posted on 03/30/2006 1:35:47 PM PST by pogo101
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To: twippo

I used to listen Lionel, a talk show host in NY, who used to be a school teacher. He swore that he once had a student whose name was spelled Sh*th**d and pronounced Shy-theed.


369 posted on 03/30/2006 1:35:49 PM PST by nycgal
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To: 5Madman2
Reminds me of the Chinese pilot who almost collided with one of our guys a few years back. His name was Wong Wey.
370 posted on 03/30/2006 1:36:56 PM PST by blaquebyrd
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To: Chickensoup

I doubt if LS will think it's funny. *snicker*


371 posted on 03/30/2006 1:37:23 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Don Carlos

My father was an avid reader of Greek literature, knew the Greek language and so forth. In 1967, he stuck me with the name Charissa (a derivative of charis, the greek word for grace). He wanted to name me Penelope Daphne but my mom threatened to leave me at the hospital if he did. My younger brother got a good solid normal name. What's so bad is I had a lisp when I was little and when asked my name it sounded as if I was saying Charitha. Even now when I have to spell it over the phone I am asked if that's "f-f-a" instead of "s-s-a".


372 posted on 03/30/2006 1:37:30 PM PST by PleaseNoMore
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To: twippo

Here! Here!

I had a neighbor who named her (no father in the home) child after a semi-precious gem, but misspelled it on his birth certificate. I don't want to write the exact name, so this is a simulation of how it was spelled. Should have been "amethyst" but was "Emynthanst." And the kid is a boy.


373 posted on 03/30/2006 1:37:38 PM PST by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: LS

There's actually an "approved list of baby names", in Germany, right now. My daughter's friend had a baby there ( her husband is German, but he is on his way to becoming an American citizen )almost two years ago and thankfully, for her, the name she and her husband had decided to name their son, was on the "approved list" and spelled the way they intended to spell it.


374 posted on 03/30/2006 1:37:41 PM PST by nopardons
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To: BenLurkin
Don't forget Mercedes.

Actually in that case a car company was named after her rather then the other way around.

375 posted on 03/30/2006 1:37:41 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)
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To: subterfuge

I can relate to your wife. I left a nice four letter last name to marry into a spelling test everytime I give my new last name.


376 posted on 03/30/2006 1:38:18 PM PST by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: stainlessbanner

This morning I saw where Kelly Kelly was named asst. Women's Soccer Coach at Bentley College. A '98 grad, she was the school's best ever soccer goalie.
So, you can overcome a bad name.


377 posted on 03/30/2006 1:38:35 PM PST by jjmcgo (Patriarch of the Occident since March 1, 2006)
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To: ShadowAce

I am not making this up - my mom's a nurse and used to work in the newborn nursery. She once told me about a woman who named her newborn girl "Placenta", because right after her delivery she heard the doctor say that word, and she thought it was pretty.


378 posted on 03/30/2006 1:38:38 PM PST by AirForceBrat23
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To: twippo; All

Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator:

http://www.fadetoblack.com/namegenerator/

"Enter below the white man's label from which you wish to unshackle yourself and a true name for our brothers and sisters shall be granted to you."

Diana is "Zaghaw" in African. (Yeah, right.)

"Best of luck, and remember with your new African name you can now enjoy being different like everyone else."


379 posted on 03/30/2006 1:38:54 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: twippo
With a name like Quieshianiquita (I know, I can’t pronounce it either), you’re dooming your children to employment at no better than a dollar store or the nearest fast-food joint.

You are automatically relegated in the minds of many to second-class citizenry, because when they hear the name, they instantly categorize you as ignorant, ghetto, incompetent, uneducated...

Harsh, but true.

380 posted on 03/30/2006 1:38:57 PM PST by GOPJ (Peace happens when evil is vanquished -- Cal Thomas)
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